High Sperm Count
by u/Chairesol in limericks
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High Sperm Count
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Firehose NSFW
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There once was a girl names Maureen
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Whose cunt wasn’t kept very clean
The semen leaked out
Of her disgusting spout
Which she scraped up and ate with saltines
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A D.A who’d just passed the bar
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Told Monica, “Come as you are.
There’s no need to dress
We don’t want to mess
With evidence you can show Starr.”
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There once was a man form Calcutta
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who had a good fuck in a gutter
a copper walked by
got cum in his eye
and thought it was anchor best butter
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