Not carrying a gun or a knife
But still this will cause him some strife
Sick with COVID
He went and hid
And tried to fly dressed as his wife
Tag: Corona Virus
In Philly, they’re having a race
In Philly, they’re having a race
With attire, a bit out of place
As tradition goes
You don’t have to wear clothes
With a mask just to cover your face
Someone please make this guy a cake
Someone please make this guy a cake
For a year of jumping in the lake
Even through the cold
The stunt didn’t get old
Now next time he’ll have to raise the stake
Some Ohioans are a bit slow
Some Ohioans are a bit slow
In getting their first vaccine dose
They came up with a plot
To get people their shot
With a chance at a nice wad of dough
Pinatas hold some kind of stash
Pinatas hold some kind of stash
And to get them, you give them a bash
What Carolina did
Made it look like COVID
This one for sure we would all like to smash
They’re giving vaccines in Sin City
They’re giving vaccines in Sin City
But this clinic is quite far from pretty
They had several spots
To distribute some shots
At the strip club, where you can see titty
A man was just trying to do good
A man was just trying to do good
Helping others get by when he could
So he raised some cash
And made quite the stash
Then the US fucked this Robin Hood
They’ve lived in their house for year
They’ve lived in their house for year
And wanted others to share in their cheer
To their neighbors, they write
After deciding to invite
Them all over for refreshing free beer
This Aussie had gotten quite bored
This Aussie had gotten quite bored
Some supplies, he started to hoard
Quarantine had it’s perk
With lots of time to work
Now he’s the cowboy of cardboard
We’ve been stuck inside for so long
We’ve been stuck inside for so long,
With our beer, our games, and our bong,
So we tried something new
Just to make it through
We be singin’ that old sailor song
To New Zealand, the woman had flown
To New Zealand, the woman had flown
But didn’t want to spend her night ‘lone
So the night man went up
To “cheer” the patron up
Then security caught them mid-bone
Last year’s better left in the past
Last year’s better left in the past
So a question, LSSU has asked
“What words from last year
Did you hate to hear?”
Those related to COVID were vast
Since the moment the first story aired
Since the moment the first story aired
Everyone felt so unprepared
So they panic bought
All the Charmin and Scott
I guess people shit more when they’re scared
As COVID tears through the nation
As COVID tears through the nation
There’s no hint of any cessation
So dressing up as a clown
To give the rundown
Brings some “cuteness” to such devastation
Everyone knows what McConnell’s about
Everyone knows what McConnell’s about
A shit brain, a pig, a GOP sellout
His hands, black and blue
Prove the rumors are true
He’s a zombie or ghoul, no doubt
We all can agree that this year’s been real hard
We all can agree that this year’s been real hard
Some will get through while others are scarred
But to tryna fund fracking
While COVID aid’s lacking
Is a punch in the face, a kick to the nard
In Bucharest, the election was nigh
In Bucharest, the election was nigh
The incumbent, he did reapply
He contracted COVID,
Yet voters still voted,
Now the village is run by a dead guy
When dumping the dearly departed
When dumping the dearly departed
Stay open hearted!
Keep a clean beach
Practice what I preach
And take your trash to where you started
Swinging their big dick
Swinging their big dick
Republicans attempt to make it stick
They sent out a check
Thinking that heck
One time will do the trick
Toilet Paper Hording Is A Virus
Fuck ups think this virus
Will make them leak from their iris
They went on a spree
To buy up TP
Now society will treat them with bias.