Everyone knows what McConnell’s about

Everyone knows what McConnell’s about

A shit brain, a pig, a GOP sellout

His hands, black and blue

Prove the rumors are true

He’s a zombie or ghoul, no doubt


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We all can agree that this year’s been real hard

We all can agree that this year’s been real hard

Some will get through while others are scarred 

But to tryna fund fracking

While COVID aid’s lacking

Is a punch in the face, a kick to the nard


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On #ElectionDay, the #GOP

He’s a man who’s the color of cheddar

This isn’t a time to make jokes

In Bucharest, the election was nigh

In Bucharest, the election was nigh

The incumbent, he did reapply

He contracted COVID, 

Yet voters still voted,

Now the village is run by a dead guy

 


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The remarks that our @POTUS promoted

Delusions don’t work in Pandemics

Delusions don't work in Pandemics from limericks
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Oxy-Moron?

Oxy-Moron? from limericks

COVID-Town Blues

COVID-Town Blues from limericks
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