In the world, there are only a few
One living at New Orlean’s zoo
She went on a date
And found a nice mate
Now Menari is pregnant with two


Keep it Dirty!
In the world, there are only a few
One living at New Orlean’s zoo
She went on a date
And found a nice mate
Now Menari is pregnant with two
Rats are your typical pests
In dumpsters, where they build their nests
Trav’ling Rome in masse
And smelling like ass
As boars are their unwanted guests
Two pandas were born at the zoo
So small they could fit in a shoe
Xiao Xiao and Lei Lei
I think’s how you say
The names of these fans of bamboo
Pets, they can make perfect friends
They’ll love right up ‘til their ends
But some cats and dogs
Been replaced with hogs
And others that belong in pens
The school’s near forests and trees
Which is great at blocking the breeze
Raccoons live there too
And nobody knew
They’d infect the whole school with fleas
Some people just don’t have a clue
How you should act at the zoo
Just like this asshat
Who pestered the cat
And ended up with a boo-boo
The tenant could not pay his debts
Vacating without some assets
The landlord showed up
To do a checkup
Instead found a houseful of pets
They think this shit hole is nice
Especially, given the price
As the inmates leave
Their own nests they weave
As the prison is now run by mice
Some people care for stray cats
With treats and kisses and pats
And feeding a duck
Is not gross as fuck
But it is when it’s 20 rats
Some jobs are for dogs and for cats
To which they are paid in soft pats
Now Magawa is done
But he had a good run
Now a legend among bomb-sniffing rats