In the world, there are only a few
One living at New Orlean’s zoo
She went on a date
And found a nice mate
Now Menari is pregnant with two
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! Rats are your typical pests
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In dumpsters, where they build their nests
Trav’ling Rome in masse
And smelling like ass
As boars are their unwanted guests
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So small they could fit in a shoe
Xiao Xiao and Lei Lei
I think’s how you say
The names of these fans of bamboo
Favorite This! Pets, they can make perfect friends
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They’ll love right up ‘til their ends
But some cats and dogs
Been replaced with hogs
And others that belong in pens
Favorite This! The school’s near forests and trees
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Which is great at blocking the breeze
Raccoons live there too
And nobody knew
They’d infect the whole school with fleas
Favorite This! Some people just don’t have a clue
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How you should act at the zoo
Just like this asshat
Who pestered the cat
And ended up with a boo-boo
Favorite This! The tenant could not pay his debts
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Vacating without some assets
The landlord showed up
To do a checkup
Instead found a houseful of pets
Favorite This! They think this shit hole is nice
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Especially, given the price
As the inmates leave
Their own nests they weave
As the prison is now run by mice
Favorite This! Some people care for stray cats
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With treats and kisses and pats
And feeding a duck
Is not gross as fuck
But it is when it’s 20 rats
Favorite This! Some jobs are for dogs and for cats
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To which they are paid in soft pats
Now Magawa is done
But he had a good run
Now a legend among bomb-sniffing rats
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