The whore #rom Bayonne from limericks

There was a young whore from Kilkenny from limericks

Close but no cigar? from limericks

There once was a lass called Marie from DirtyLimericks

There once was a slut from peru

Who filled her vagina with glue

she said with a grin

“If you pay to get in

then you pay to get out again too!”

There once was a harlot name Sumi
Whose pussy was not very roomy
Because of this
She was a popular Miss
And never once drove clients loony!

There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she had only one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.

There was an old girl from Kilkenny,
Whose usual charge was a penny.
But for half of that sum
You could roger her bum
A source of amusement for many.

There once was a lad from Helsinki
Whose prick was the size of a Twinkie
Said a whore, “For a shilling
I’ll suck out the cream filling,
But we can’t fuck ’cause your thing’s too dinky.”

There once were two men of Cawnpore
Who buggered and fucked the same whore
But the partition split
and the spunk and the shit
Fell out in great lumps on the floor.

…filthiest I know