Tag: Farts

A Man Called Gilmartin
by u/Manpooper in limericks

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Inspired by a classic stall-wall scrawl
by in limericks

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There once was a man from Newcastle
by u/ThatsARivetingTale in limericks

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My first limerick from middle school
by u/PirateDuckie in limericks

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A cunning stunt
by u/Warp_d in limericks

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[classic] Captain Carter
by u/ambivalent_apivore in limericks

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I sat by the Duchess at tea
And she asked: “Do you fart when you pee?”
I said with some wit:
“Do you belch when you shit?”
And I felt it was one-up for me.

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There was a young man of Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia.
The drawing was fine,
The color divine,
The scent ah, that was a failure.

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Oh,the air did turn green
When a fart came from the queen!
The court sat aghast
At the royal blast,
But stood and sang “God save the queen!”

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There was a young Lady called tart
Who felt she needed a fart
She stepped outside
And to her surprise
Blew over a horse and cart

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