After a lifetime of laying wood,
Ron Jeremy thinks he could
save his birth tree
thinking that maybe
Con Edison will do what it should
Inspired by this news story
After a lifetime of laying wood
Inspired by this news story
Boeing had cash, which it blew
.@Boeing had cash, which it blew
— Limericking (@Limericking) March 19, 2020
On buybacks, and bonuses too.
When revenues slowed,
It felt it was owed
A $60-bil bailout, from you.
That reporter’s an anti-Trump plant
"That reporter's an anti-Trump plant,
— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) March 20, 2020
And deserved what he got in Trump's rant.
That reporter should not
Put Trump on the spot
And ask him to do what he can't." https://t.co/Ln0A24PU61
An angry old fellow on Twitter
An angry old fellow on Twitter
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 27, 2020
Got terribly vengeful and bitter
And threatened to close
The platform that chose
To warn us the guy's a bullshitter.#TrumpMeltdown#Trump#TwitterFactCheck#Twitterhttps://t.co/MOMPuYLT9l
The President lately is balking
The President lately is balking
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) May 27, 2020
At wearing a mask while out walking.
He’s worried, in sum,
They’d make him look dumb,
Though that doesn’t stop him from talking.https://t.co/WGs9PCMOpS
She thought she bought some tampons from
She thought she bought some tampons from
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 21, 2020
The website Jeff controls,
She looked again, and saw it was
A bag of sausage rolls,
A rather cavalier approach,
She felt, to plugging holes.https://t.co/PwuF1uBXry
(For #WorldPoetryDay - Inspired by Lewis Carroll's A Strange, Wild Song)
There was a ridiculous man
There was a ridiculous man
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) May 26, 2020
Who led a ridiculous clan
Of grifters and haters
And chaos-creators
Who like his ridiculous tan#TrumpIsAnIdiot
The five well-known Stages of Grief
The five well-known Stages of Grief
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) May 26, 2020
Include a new sixth one—in brief:
“Endure an attack,
Condoned by @jack,
From, yes, the Commander in Chief.”https://t.co/RtYs47zZ03
.@jack did what ethics require
.@jack did what ethics require
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) May 27, 2020
By calling a liar a liar,
A nifty device
That would’ve been nice
If utilized, say, 4 years prior.
“Accuse others of what you have done,”
"Accuse others of what you have done,"
— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) May 26, 2020
Has been Trump's M.O. since he's begun.
So we're taken aback
That the Scarborough attack
Might be more than just Trump having fun. https://t.co/z51tOMVUWt
A GOP President knew
A GOP President knew
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) March 21, 2020
A danger was sure to come true,
But opted to wait
Till it was too late,
Resulting in mass déjà vu. #NeverForgethttps://t.co/OUkSDHy4EZ