Imagine you’re a Bear,
Asking to be treated fair.
Trying to be at peace,
Becoming obese.
And all they do is stare.
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These maintainers are sworn
To mind the stock
of the nuclear clock
And prepare our atomic thorn
Favorite This! They made a hole in the wall
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Thought it would be small
But it was too big
Now they’re in the brig
Likely trying to not bawl
Favorite This! To be a cop they’re not willing
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When told to stop stealing
They say it’s about pay
But there’s no way
It’s about no more killing
Favorite This! New York was high as fuck
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with attendees trying to duck
There’s is no hope
To avoid the dope
Straight Edge? no luck!
Favorite This! Idalia is hitting the coast
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Trying to do it’s most
It wants to kill
and give us a thrill
“We will survive” we can boast.
Favorite This! Florida man at night
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Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light
Favorite This! A cat up a stick
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Put on a great trick
sat for a day
till he felt ok
Then came down like a prick
Favorite This! Teachers scrambled for a dollar
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Made the internet holler
we should give a fuck
what they did for a buck
And to not live in squalor
Favorite This! These residents had an odd guest
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One some might even call a pest
Crawled out from the drain
The one meant for rain
Was a gator who looked a bit stressed
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