This kid just swam ‘cross the lake
Plus an age record he did break
At only fourteen
His feats are pristine
And you just sit there eating cake
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The #GOP goes through contortions
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) August 1, 2021
To promote their #vaccine distortions
They’re raising their voice
For freedom of choice
Except when it comes 2 #abortions#GOPHypocrisy @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @DrLimerick @LouC17 https://t.co/Offbj4RHYd
Favorite This! The tenant could not pay his debts
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Vacating without some assets
The landlord showed up
To do a checkup
Instead found a houseful of pets
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#Facebook’s bid #Donald adieu
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) June 5, 2021
And the #MAGATs don’t know what to do
Without #Trump propaganda
They can’t understand a
Thing that #Q tells them to do@Limerick_News @LouC17 @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Libericks @GodOfLimericks @DrLimerick @smotus @maddow https://t.co/FVwCuuKhBH
Favorite This! From restaurants, a man had been stealing
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He squirmed on the floor, not the ceiling
Kept his body low
So alarms didn’t blow
Now I hope he finds jail floors appealing
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As hospitals ration their care
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) September 20, 2021
It’s causing us all quite a scare
A crisis created
By #unvaccinated
Idiots without a prayer@Libericks @LimeriTweets @Limericking @Mick_Limerick @LouC17 @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @DrLimerick @maddow @smotus https://t.co/1ZTLRVaz9F
Favorite This! The pothole had got quite shitty
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But no one would pay the fee
Raymond found a fix
But not one with bricks
And in its place, he put a tree
Favorite This! They think this shit hole is nice
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Especially, given the price
As the inmates leave
Their own nests they weave
As the prison is now run by mice
Favorite This! As we split up our cottons and lace
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Their own smells, astronauts, must embrace
But Tide will be to thank
If they can end the stank
And help them do their laundry in space
Favorite This! Two brothers, they hiked really high
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So between two tall peaks, they could tie
The old record, they beat
With this dangerous feat
Just get shit-faced like a normal guy
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