Three sisters in Ohio gave birth on the very same day
No one thought it could happen that way
Between a 4 and a half hour span
The babies were added to the clan
Odds of that happening were 1 in 50 million, a 1998 AP story did say
As captured on lots of camcorders
— POTUSLimericks (@trumplimericks2) July 30, 2020
The cops who police our #borders
Were caught in the acts
Of violent attacks
Good #soldiers- they #justfollowedorders #Nuremberg @ICEgov #NurembergDefense https://t.co/hjsmP79OHI
A man from Detroit became a lottery winner by mistake
He went to a gas station to put air in a tire and wanted change to take
He got a $10 ticket but the clerk gave him the $20 one
He kept it and ultimately he won
Something told him to keep it; there were $2 Million at stake
A GOP congressman, Louie,
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) July 29, 2020
Thought COVID concerns to be hooey.
He thusly neglected
To stay well-protected
And suddenly feels kind of fluey@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #LouieGohmert
https://t.co/bleXMF6PkA pic.twitter.com/IjSvCAuW7b
#Trump gave a wink and a wave
— POTUSLimericks (@trumplimericks2) July 29, 2020
To the #White, #Suburban enclave
He said: you won’t be invaded
By skin that is shaded
If you vote for me and behave#RacistInChief @HKrassenstein @Mick_Limerick @LimeriTweets @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @Libericks @Limericking @maddow https://t.co/nT5K62jRJS
A Russian prankster posed as an U.N. chief
He reached to the Poland president but he kind of was in disbelief
He thought something wasn’t right
The troll sounded convincing but not quite
A pronunciation gave him away so the prank was brief