This Aussie had gotten quite bored
Some supplies, he started to hoard
Quarantine had it’s perk
With lots of time to work
Now he’s the cowboy of cardboard


Keep it Dirty!
This Aussie had gotten quite bored
Some supplies, he started to hoard
Quarantine had it’s perk
With lots of time to work
Now he’s the cowboy of cardboard
A couple was driving around
When a pine tree was suddenly downed
The tree hit their ride
Luckily no one died
But their injuries surely abound
With staff giving Matty the slip
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) April 9, 2021
And #Greenberg now planning to flip
You couldn’t design
A better time to resign
Then when rats are fleeing the ship#GaetzResign @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Libericks @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @LouC17 @smotus @maddow https://t.co/42imZSDKsv
On his Twitter, Mark had to admit
Of graffiti on the rocks he had writ
Go so suck of Trump
You pathetic old grump
This Q-Anoner’s a real piece of shit
At a yard sale, an antique was sold
But its value had not been foretold
Some experts did say
It’s worth 500k
For that price, it had better be gold
A man standing handsome and lax,
In a jacket and freshly pressed slacks
You walk over to him,
Place your hand on his limb
It’s Don Draper but he’s made of wax
The pandemic is deadly and mean
— Michael Carter (@Sparkymike48) March 31, 2021
It'll whack you when you make the scene
You will get infected
If you stay unprotected
So go out there and get the vaccine
In Yosemite, some skiers had skied,
But this time, a more dangerous deed
For if they fucked it up
In a cast, they’d wind up
And through a straw they would have to feed
Like a lit match tossed on gasoline
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) April 5, 2021
Or a parched man who sees a canteen
Matt #Gaetz is excited
And his passions ignited
When he comes near an innocent teen#MattGaetzIsAPerv #GaetzGate @Libericks @Limericking @LimeriTweets @Limerick_News @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks https://t.co/EWOt9OBnHZ