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So they called the local police force
They chased him around
The small, quiet town
All just to catch the striped horse
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But Nick lost it and then he had nil
He returned to the lot
Where a car part he bought
And found the ticket, laying there still
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Was led, like a lamb to the slaughter
She was cast out to sea
By her own GOP
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Tried to get rid of any kind of clues
But she thought it crass
To hide it in her ass
So she tried to hide coke in her shoes
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Some reassessing their chosen career
But Fuechschen persuaded
Some goods to be traded
To make bread to help sell their beer
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A repairman, they decided to hire
So he took a look
And found in the nook
A snake with a mouthful of wire
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