A a pal of Trump named Roger

Turns out to be a great dodger

Trump is receiving resignations

From men escaping damnations

Perhaps it’s time to again Impeach that old codger

I am McEwen from DirtyLimericks

Emptyness from limericks

Lifeless from limericks

Mike Bloomberg, the stop-&-frisk guy,
Defended himself in reply.
“In fact, from the start,
I always at heart
Opposed it,” he stated, a lie.

— Limericking (@Limericking) February 12, 2020

A virus that's new on the scene
That's led to a mass quarantine
At last has a name,
So please put the blame
On pathogen Covid-19.#COVID19#coronoavirusoutbreak#coronavirusupdatehttps://t.co/FOZSa5LeL3

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 11, 2020

The book was about to be thrown
At criminal Roger J. Stone
Till Trump tersely tweeted,
“He’s being mistreated!”,
While perched on his porcelain throne.https://t.co/dD7ZGczRhn

— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) February 11, 2020

I tuned in the race and already there
Was our chief and his pile of synthetic hair.
I'm glad he supports
The motor race sports.
On the whole, though, I'd rather have Medicare. https://t.co/oCpDWNNhch

— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) February 16, 2020

AG #Barr has a role that he’s played
Pretending he’s shocked and dismayed
He’s publicly pleading
For #Trump to stop tweeting
But we know it’s all a charade #ImpeachBarr #CoverupGeneral @Libericks @Mick_Limerick @LimeriTweets @Limericking @LimeriTweets @Limerick_News https://t.co/8pX346cMr2

— POTUSLimericks (@trumplimericks2) February 15, 2020

Mike Bloomberg suggests in an ad
The problem is tweets that are bad
(And not his own past,
Or whom he harassed,
Or impacts his policies had)

— Limericking (@Limericking) February 17, 2020

I want to start making Pokémon poems from limericks