An aquarium is letting you bid
On belugas that Canada rid
People picking the name
Is a dangerous game
They’ll get something like “Asshat” or “Shid”
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By testing some things off the grid
They took from the sea
Put in zero-G
What happens, in space, to a squid?
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Former Gov. Timmy #Pawlenty
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) July 13, 2021
Defends the Far Right cognoscenti
Who outright embrace
Those who fight for their race
Is there blood on their hands? Oh yes, plenty! https://t.co/lomsRVD4pO
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Some Texas Dems fled to DCBecause they just could not agree With the cruel legislation That’s sweeping our nationAnd des…
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) July 13, 2021
Because they just could not agree
With the cruel legislation
That’s sweeping our nation
And destroying our Democracy#votingrightsforall #protectthevote @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @Mick_Limerick @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Limericking https://t.co/i0fpTRKJTb
Favorite This! People just want to have hope
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Some get it from booze or from dope
What does it for me
Is this pic, you see
Of Spider-man and the Pope
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As some drivers, from cars have been chucked
Cause robots were driving
Now people are dying
So Cali’s looking at misconduct
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If so, they haven’t said “hello”
Some scientist’s thoughts
Think there’s good spots
For them to watch this shit show
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She’s a 2 bit GOP hack
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) June 18, 2021
Who hates the fact that she’s black
She’s a meaningless player
Dancing for those who pay her
While stabbing her own folks in the back@RealCandaceO #juneteenth @Limericking @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks @LouC17 https://t.co/0apcqpFv7v
Favorite This! Someone please make this guy a cake
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For a year of jumping in the lake
Even through the cold
The stunt didn’t get old
Now next time he’ll have to raise the stake
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