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Loading...This douche, he had stolen a ride
But found a child sitting inside
This he could not ignore
And drove back to the store
Then the mother, he decided to chide
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The puffins are getting their wish
Herrings’ll lose space on our dish
As the NOAA
Came out to say
“For the puffins, save some of the fish”
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Florida men are truly unique
This one decided to go for a streak
He didn’t stop there
Balls out, his ass bare
Stole the cop car, with havoc to wreak
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A man from Turkey went to the ER
So Boncuk, she followed the car
The daily trek, she endured
‘Til the day he was cured
Dogs are better than humans, by far
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In Key West, there have been some talks
To try and curb the chickenly flocks
Two-fifty per day
Violators will pay
To keep people for feeding the cocks
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This proves congress is filled with dumb cunts
Instead of work, they pull these kinds of stunts
All this effort just to
Push this bill through
So rednecks can start their Bigfoot hunts
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...People love the fancy and fine
Like cheeses and grapes from the vine
But now that these pricks
Added this to the mix
Some’ll be too good for earth wine
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...It’s not that I’d deign to impugn#TedCruz-that malignant buffoon
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) February 18, 2021
But the fact is, he’s chosen
While his people are frozen
To lay on the beach in #Cancun#shame @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @Mick_Limerick @Libericks @Limericking @LimeriTweets @LouC17 @PoemsForTruth https://t.co/Ktye7H8Ajz
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