The clown just can’t let things go
And decided to put up some dough
He paid 3 mil
To end up with nil
Just concede, give the vict’ry to Joe
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The clown just can’t let things go
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In a turn of events quite Bizarre
In a turn of events quite Bizarre
— POTUSLimericks (@trumplimericks2) December 1, 2020
According to AG #BillBarr
There’s no #voterfraud
#Trump’s claims are quite flawed
How long till he says, “Au Revoir?”#TrumpCollapse @DrLimerick @Limerick_News @Mick_Limerick @Libericks @LimeriTweets @GodOfLimericks @Limericking @smotus https://t.co/QmUyyBB0hc
Remember that thing that was gray?
Remember that thing that was gray?
The metal that was on display?
The tall shiny prong
It didn’t last long
Assholes came and they took it away
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This year has been so surreal
This year has been so surreal
Life has lost much of it’s zeal
But someone out there
Thought joy, they would share
With a big, shiny hunk of some steel
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There once was a feline named Marty
There once was a feline named Marty
A weather fanatic, a smarty
He can no longer assist
And’ll be greatly missed
But he’ll always been in our heart-y
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For office, these morons aren’t fit
For office, these morons aren’t fit
They are literally dumber than shit
But these douchebag turds
Have to have the last words
So they’re firing those who would quit
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