A boxer was heard to insist

I am McEwen

I am McEwen from DirtyLimericks
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Engineering

Engineering from limericks
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Susan

Susan from limericks
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The burdens of piety

The burdens of piety from limericks
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There once was a young man named Gene

There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented a screwing machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.

There was a Young Man from Kent

There was a Young Man from Kent
Whose Rod was so long it bent.
So to save himself trouble
He bent it in double,
And instead of coming, he went!

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There once was this girl from Sri Lanka

There once was this girl from Sri Lanka,
A dusky-skinned maid named Bianca.
Each day she would sit
And play with her clit.
She was an incredible wanker!

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A kinky young girl from Coleshill

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

There was a young man from Peru

There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He whipped out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo!

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