An attraction in London was new
That claimed to have a great view
But by the time
They finished their climb
Most thought the attraction was poo
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Like the smell of wet dog or armpit
But quite a few flockedÂ
To get their nose rocked
By this flower that smells just like shit
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Sue needed a poo
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Pringle just couldn’t allow it
So she hatched a plan
To fool the man
Now he owns a box full of shit
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With any luck, this will be the worst thing you read today.
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Just in – Turds Win!
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The president ought to eschew
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— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 16, 2020
Retweeting of folks in the loo,
And instead should aspire
To a standard much higher
Than what you recall from grade 2@Libericks @Limericking@twitmerickshttps://t.co/WaM3Q9fUZy
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There was a young Scotchman named Jock
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Who had a most horrible shock:
He once took a shit
In a leaf-covered pit,
And the crap sprung a trap on his cock.
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