This poor pup fell into a crack
Where food and water did lack
Then five days passed
Now’s free at last
Safe at home now, she is back
Tag: dogs
These leaders were having a chat
These leaders were having a chat
And quite a good one at that
But Peanut thought
He’d risk a swat
Being cute is what he is good at
A woman was holding her pup
A woman was holding her pup
When she dropped it, it didn’t get up
Drove to cops, in her car
Who then gave CPR
Damn, that lady really fucked up
This girl, for her dogs she did care
This girl, for her dogs she did care
So she leapt on a whim and a prayer
Went in unarmed
And came out unharmed
Which is lucky when shoving a bear
Bill’s life had come to an end
Bill’s life had come to an end
Left all his cash to his friend
So the bank added up
What he left for the pup
5 mil’s a lot for one dog to spend
A man from Turkey went to the ER
A man from Turkey went to the ER
So Boncuk, she followed the car
The daily trek, she endured
‘Til the day he was cured
Dogs are better than humans, by far
Ben and Jerry’s has made a new treat
Ben and Jerry’s has made a new treat
Something yummy for your dog to eat
But seems unnecessary
The treat made of dairy
As they like to eat their own sheeet
A pup who’d been gone for five years
A pup who’d been gone for five years
Her family, so sad, filled with tears
But her microchip
Showed ownership
Her reunion, it called for much cheers!
Florida men get a really bad wrap
Florida men get a really bad wrap
Usually taking drugs or some crap
But this guy is good
And did what he could
Saved his pup from a gators death snap
A dog named Cleo
A dog named Cleo went missing and it was a pity
But she showed up on her old house which was 50 miles away from Kansas City
Nobody knows how but she got her way
She went to a city that was many miles away
After a couple years she still remembers her old house; she’s really witty