You wouldn’t want to ruin it

You wouldn't want to ruin it from limericks
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A Whole Body Workout

A Whole Body Workout from limericks
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Maybe she gets off with a warning?

Maybe she gets off with a warning? from limericks
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There was a young fellow named Goody

There was a young fellow named Goody.
Who claimed that he wouldn’t, but would he?
If he found himself nude,
With a gal in the mood,
The question’s not would he, but could he?

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A nudist by the name of Roger Peet

A nudist by the name of Roger Peet
Loved to dance in the snow and the sleet,
But one chilly December
He froze every member,
And retired to a monkish retreat.

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Bude (Cornwall, England)

There was a young lady of Bude
Who went for a swim in the nude
But a man came along
And unless I am wrong
YOU thought the last line would be RUDE.
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(Last line to be recited in disapproving voice)

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I was cleaning the house in the nude

I was cleaning the house in the nude,
The neighbor gal said I was rude,
For not closing the drapes,
While I scoured and scraped,
It made her quite ill, so she sued.

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There one was a man named Magruder

There one was a man named Magruder,
Who lived with a stripper and whooed her,
She said it was rude, to get whooed in the nude,
So Magruder got ruder, and screwed ‘er!

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Hey lover, my precious, come in!

Hey lover, my precious, come in!
Yes my wife has now gone. Let’s begin
By removing your … ah,
You’ve no panties or bra;
Why, you’re wearing naught else but a grin!

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The proud lady nudist

A proud lady nudist from Cottham
Had a very large boil on her bottom.
Every male who glanced it
Was eager to lance it,
In spite of her threats to garrotte ’em.

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