A lovely young lass named Gordini
Went to the pool in her bikini
But once she got there
She stripped and swam bare
To keep it from smelling chlorine-y
Tag: nudism
A Whole Body Workout
A female gym coach from Connecticut
Would often breech proper gym etiquette
For she would discard
Her gym leotard
The moment she started to sweat a bit
Maybe she gets off with a warning?
My neighbor two doors to the right
Jogs nude down our street every night
I asked, “Don’t they jail you?
Cops must often nail you.”
To which she smirked, “No — and yes, quite.”
There was a young fellow named Goody
There was a young fellow named Goody.
Who claimed that he wouldn’t, but would he?
If he found himself nude,
With a gal in the mood,
The question’s not would he, but could he?
A nudist by the name of Roger Peet
A nudist by the name of Roger Peet
Loved to dance in the snow and the sleet,
But one chilly December
He froze every member,
And retired to a monkish retreat.
Bude (Cornwall, England)
There was a young lady of Bude
Who went for a swim in the nude
But a man came along
And unless I am wrong
YOU thought the last line would be RUDE.
.
(Last line to be recited in disapproving voice)
I was cleaning the house in the nude
I was cleaning the house in the nude,
The neighbor gal said I was rude,
For not closing the drapes,
While I scoured and scraped,
It made her quite ill, so she sued.
There one was a man named Magruder
There one was a man named Magruder,
Who lived with a stripper and whooed her,
She said it was rude, to get whooed in the nude,
So Magruder got ruder, and screwed ‘er!
Hey lover, my precious, come in!
Hey lover, my precious, come in!
Yes my wife has now gone. Let’s begin
By removing your … ah,
You’ve no panties or bra;
Why, you’re wearing naught else but a grin!
The proud lady nudist
A proud lady nudist from Cottham
Had a very large boil on her bottom.
Every male who glanced it
Was eager to lance it,
In spite of her threats to garrotte ’em.