Tag: nudism

You wouldn't want to ruin it
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A Whole Body Workout
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Maybe she gets off with a warning?
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There was a young fellow named Goody.
Who claimed that he wouldn’t, but would he?
If he found himself nude,
With a gal in the mood,
The question’s not would he, but could he?

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A nudist by the name of Roger Peet
Loved to dance in the snow and the sleet,
But one chilly December
He froze every member,
And retired to a monkish retreat.

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There was a young lady of Bude
Who went for a swim in the nude
But a man came along
And unless I am wrong
YOU thought the last line would be RUDE.
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(Last line to be recited in disapproving voice)

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I was cleaning the house in the nude,
The neighbor gal said I was rude,
For not closing the drapes,
While I scoured and scraped,
It made her quite ill, so she sued.

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Hey lover, my precious, come in!
Yes my wife has now gone. Let’s begin
By removing your … ah,
You’ve no panties or bra;
Why, you’re wearing naught else but a grin!

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