She's my secretary from limericks
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She’s my secretary
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Charlie the Art Enthusiast
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There once was a stripper from Bude
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A Lass from Regina
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There once was a girl from Peru
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Who said she had nothing to do
She sat on some stairs
And counted cunt hairs
Four thousand, six hundred and two
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There was a young girl of Angina
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Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock
(With the proper sized cock)
Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
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A kinky young girl from Coleshill
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Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
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With a blowtorch he set out to melt
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His loved one’s iron chastity belt.
What dampened his yearning,
Was pubic hair burning,
And he lost the desire he felt.
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In convertibles she was quite brash
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When she put her feet up on the dash.
A trucker drove by,
Her bare crotch caught his eye,
And four people were injured in the crash.
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