In Tennessee, a twisted charade

In Tennessee, a twisted charade,
Racist cops in the shadows played.
A year they did wait,
To sling charges, their hate,
Justice delayed, but not swayed.

New York was high as fuck

New York was high as fuck
with attendees trying to duck
There’s is no hope
To avoid the dope
Straight Edge? no luck!

His car had maxed out his speed

His car had maxed out his speed

So he got stopped for his deed

During the infraction

He jumped into action

And saved him from choking on weed

Customs located a stash

Customs located a stash

Of eyelash after eyelash

But the FDA

Did have their say

And think they could cause quite a rash

A man from Wyoming got high

A man from Wyoming got high

On a substance he wanted to try

Then he called the cops

So they sent in their ops

Now to meth, he’ll have to say “bye”

Some smuggle in weed or meth or blow

Some smuggle in weed or meth or blow

Just lookin’ for some extra dough

But it’s pretty numbing

They did not see it coming

It’s hard to hide ten whole tons of tobacco

A copper pulled over a trucker

A copper pulled over a trucker

Must’ve been a real dumbfucker

He said “It’s not mine, I swear”

‘Bout the meth in the spare

Have a nice time in jail, ya cocksucker

Psychonaut

There once was a boy who tripped acid

An eternity his trip lasted

One dose led to ten doses

Ten doses led to psychosis

Now he spends his days screaming at plastic

Pick-Me-Up

If you find yourself wanting to cry
And life feels like waiting to die
You don’t need hugs
You just need drugs
Try smack and Prozac to get by