His car had maxed out his speed
So he got stopped for his deed
During the infraction
He jumped into action
And saved him from choking on weed
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Of eyelash after eyelash
But the FDA
Did have their say
And think they could cause quite a rash
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On a substance he wanted to try
Then he called the cops
So they sent in their ops
Now to meth, he’ll have to say “bye”
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Holiday Toking
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Just lookin’ for some extra dough
But it’s pretty numbing
They did not see it coming
It’s hard to hide ten whole tons of tobacco
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Must’ve been a real dumbfucker
He said “It’s not mine, I swear”
‘Bout the meth in the spare
Have a nice time in jail, ya cocksucker
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Oh what a pitty
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Kasey
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by in limericks
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There once was a girl from Havana
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