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A calculating lady named Kay

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A calculating chippie named Kay

Never got “in a family way.”

She’d give the men rum,

Then show them her bum,

And that’s where she’d have them play.

(What more do I need to say?)

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There once was pervert named Manny

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There once was pervert named Manny
who stuck his long prick up his fanny.
Oh! What’s this shouting about?
Seems he can’t get it out.
He can’t shit, he can’t piss. It’s uncanny!

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There was a young sailor from Brighton

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There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said “Shit! Your hole is a tight one!”
Said the girl, “Shut your face!
“You’re in the wrong place!
“There’s plenty of room in the right one!”

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Jane Train

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There once was a woman named Jane,
Who often was pulling a train,
When it was shoved in her caboose,
Without any juice,
She screamed and she hollered in pain.

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There was a young sailor from Brighton

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There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight ‘un.”
She replied, “Pon my soul,
You’re in the wrong hole.
There’s plenty of room in the right ‘un.”

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