Daily Dirty Limerick
Keep it Dirty!
He’s nuts from limericks
Mathematicians love hairy balls from limericks
Playtime from limericks
Sheikh from Kuwait from limericks
A young man from Castein from limericks
Devizes from limericks
Dont be a showoff from limericks
Sir Reginald Von Hubble of Joice
Did shave his balls-’twas his choice.
He sneezed,oh how sad!
The results were quite bad!
He now has a high pitched voice!!!
There once was a man from Montrass,
Who had balls that were made of fine brass.
In stormy weather,
They both clanged together,
And sparks flew out of his ass!
An epileptic young woman named Camp
Was seduced on her couch by a tramp
But the first time he squeezed her
She had a Grand seizure
And broke both his balls and a lamp.