There once was a kid named Billy

There once was a kid named Billy from limericks
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There once was a girl from Dundee

There once was a girl from Dundee from limericks
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I wrote this for all the proctologists out there.

I wrote this for all the proctologists out there. from limericks
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The man from Overton

The man from Overton from limericks
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock…

Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock…

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Seattle Cattle

There was a young man from Seattle
Who had a fetish for cattle
When he mounted a steer
After drinking some beer
He said, “I can’t find her pussy at all”.

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There was a young lady named Myrtle

There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.

There once was a man named Piatt,

There once was a man named Piatt,
who’s sexual habits were a riot.
From horses to hens,
To mice and men,
If it had a hole, he would try it.

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There once was a man from Australia

There once was a man from Australia,
Who went on a wild bacchanalia.
He buggered a frog,
Two mice, and a dog,
And a bishop in fullest regalia.

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There was a young man from Saint Paul

There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall.

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