The man from Overton
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Favorite This! The man from Overton
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock…
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Seattle Cattle
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young man from Seattle
Who had a fetish for cattle
When he mounted a steer
After drinking some beer
He said, “I can’t find her pussy at all”.
Favorite This! There was a young lady named Myrtle
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Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.
Favorite This! There once was a man named Piatt,
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who’s sexual habits were a riot.
From horses to hens,
To mice and men,
If it had a hole, he would try it.
Favorite This! There once was a man from Australia
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Who went on a wild bacchanalia.
He buggered a frog,
Two mice, and a dog,
And a bishop in fullest regalia.
Favorite This! There was a young man from Saint Paul
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Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall.
Favorite This! There was a young lady from Ayr
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Who remarked, “There is naught to compare
With the size and the force
And the thrust of a horse
As it fucks my sweet derri”
Favorite This! Said Piglet to Kanga the ‘roo
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Said Piglet to Kanga the ‘roo,
“I’m achin’ to give you a screw.
“Not now, for I’m knobbin’
Young Christopher Robin’,
Said Kanga, “Try Winnie the Pooh.”
Favorite This! There once was a man from Bombay
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a man from Bombay
Who raped an ape in the hay.
The result was most horrid,
All asshole and no forehead
Eight balls and a purple toupee!
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