Sirens’ song gone wrong from limericks
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Sirens’ song gone wrong
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There once was a man from Seattle…
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There once was a kid named Billy
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There once was a girl from Dundee
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I wrote this for all the proctologists out there.
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The man from Overton
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock…
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Seattle Cattle
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young man from Seattle
Who had a fetish for cattle
When he mounted a steer
After drinking some beer
He said, “I can’t find her pussy at all”.
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There was a young lady named Myrtle
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.
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There once was a man named Piatt,
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a man named Piatt,
who’s sexual habits were a riot.
From horses to hens,
To mice and men,
If it had a hole, he would try it.
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