I wrote this for all the proctologists out there.

I wrote this for all the proctologists out there. from limericks
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The man from Overton

The man from Overton from limericks
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock…

Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock…

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Seattle Cattle

There was a young man from Seattle
Who had a fetish for cattle
When he mounted a steer
After drinking some beer
He said, “I can’t find her pussy at all”.

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There was a young lady named Myrtle

There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.

There once was a man named Piatt,

There once was a man named Piatt,
who’s sexual habits were a riot.
From horses to hens,
To mice and men,
If it had a hole, he would try it.

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There once was a man from Australia

There once was a man from Australia,
Who went on a wild bacchanalia.
He buggered a frog,
Two mice, and a dog,
And a bishop in fullest regalia.

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There was a young man from Saint Paul

There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall.

There was a young lady from Ayr

There was a young lady from Ayr
Who remarked, “There is naught to compare
With the size and the force
And the thrust of a horse
As it fucks my sweet derri”

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Said Piglet to Kanga the ‘roo

Said Piglet to Kanga the ‘roo,
“I’m achin’ to give you a screw.
“Not now, for I’m knobbin’
Young Christopher Robin’,
Said Kanga, “Try Winnie the Pooh.”

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