Some fools made a choice in a flash,
Which led to a market-wide crash.
They tripped in their haste,
Their money laid waste,
Then stepped into dog shit—what trash!
Tag: Donald Trump
There once was a man in D.C.
There once was a man in D.C.,
Who taxed goods from land and the sea.
He spared China some strain,
Said, “You’ll all feel the pain,”
While his fortune kept him carefree!
There once was a man in a storm,
There once was a man in a storm,
Who should have shown kindness as norm.
But he scoffed at D.E.I.,
Let good judgment fly,
And strayed far from decent reform.
In office just days, Trump’s begun,
In office just days, Trump’s begun,
Promised much, but delivered on none.
From tariffs to walls,
His agenda now stalls,
Leaving many surprised and undone.
There once was a man, frail and gray,
There once was a man, frail and gray,
Who feared what his own folks might say.
A snowflake’s mere fall,
Had him fleeing the hall,
As his boldness dissolved clean away.
The clown just can’t let things go
The clown just can’t let things go
And decided to put up some dough
He paid 3 mil
To end up with nil
Just concede, give the vict’ry to Joe
For office, these morons aren’t fit
For office, these morons aren’t fit
They are literally dumber than shit
But these douchebag turds
Have to have the last words
So they’re firing those who would quit
The people voted him out by the legions
The people voted him out by the legions
We did it all for most the same reasons
We knew they were dense
But this fuck up’s immense
What clown books the wrong Four Seasons?
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck You
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck You Times Two
Fuck Donald Trump
Right In His Rump
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck You
As she came to the end of her lifespan
As she came to the end of her lifespan
She reflected on how it began
All she asked
Before she passed
Was please don’t vote for the orange man
Trump said some fucked up shit,
Trump said some fucked up shit,
Thinking it would be a hit.
Disgracefully said
of a man that is dead
“Gee, he’s really love this bit.”
A a pal of Trump named Roger
A a pal of Trump named Roger
Turns out to be a great dodger
Trump is receiving resignations
From men escaping damnations
Perhaps it’s time to again Impeach that old codger
Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse
Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse,
Aid to Ukraine he froze with some force.
Investigations were doubled,
Fighting like old married couples.
Soon they’ll have sexual intercourse.
Once was this country Iran
Once was this country Iran,
with bombs it was endlessly slammed.
Said President Trump,
“That place will get dunked.”
Much like Melania’s clam.
Upon asking if Ukraine might widen
Upon asking if Ukraine might widen
Investigations of Sleepy Joe Biden,
The Dems were incensed,
Impeachment commenced!
Trumps ratings sank deeper than Poseidon!
The bigly speech given by President Trump
The bigly speech given by President Trump
Was excellently delivered from atop the stump
so perfectly minted
by newspapers widely reprinted
That everyone used it to wipe after taking a dump
POTUS
There once was a rich president
Who blew all his dollars and sense
He was so corrupt
Investigations did ‘rupt
It took 2 years to start impeachment
SOS
There once was an orange old man toddler
Who enjoyed having sex with his daughter
He was less than equipped
To steer the big ship
Now we’re all taking on water
How far can our @POTUS run
How far can our @POTUS run
From the truth that affects everyone?
The demon we face
Is not hard to trace
It’s an angry white man w/a gun