French artist named Michael Duchamp

Something i came up durning coffee break from limericks
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There once was a man named McSweany

There once was a man named McSweany from limericks
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Winning Her Love

Winning Her Love from limericks
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Kolkimber

Kolkimber from limericks

There Once Was A Man Called Keith

There Once Was A Man Called Keith from limericks
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Meat-rationing did not terrify Miss Davey,

Meat-rationing did not terrify Miss Davey,
She got married to a sailor in the Navy,
For she knew between his legs
He had ham and he had eggs,
A big weenie, and oodles of white gravy.

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The was a man named Sir Lancelot

The was a man named Sir Lancelot
Who went to parties and danced a lot
When making a pass
At a young pretty lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot!

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There was a young fellow named Dick

There was a young fellow named Dick
Who perfected a wonderful trick:
He’d get an erection
And scorn all protection,
Then balance himself on his prick.

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An architect fellow named Yoric

An architect fellow named Yoric
Could, when feeling euphoric,
Display for selection
Three kinds of erection
Corinthian, ionic, and doric.

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I know of a horny boy Matt

I know of a horny boy Matt
Who played with a vampire bat
With his dick in his hand
His voice did command
“Try sucking the blood out of that!”

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