Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light
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Most soldiers really looked slick
One man to the side
He just couldn’t hide
His jumpsuit showed clearly, his dick
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#Grishham writes with candor and malice
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) September 28, 2021
Of the time she spent in Trump’s palace
The worst of it all
Was receiving a call
'bout the mushroom-sized shape of his Phallus@LimeriTweets @Libericks @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @DrLimerick @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks @smotus https://t.co/kIPUDgmHHX
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There once was a lad from Hood River
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Jock returns
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From Skye be a young man named Jock
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young Jeremy Block
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The foreskin of Nasty Ned Pease
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Twas as girthy, as it was long
The artistic hard-on
Was there and then gone
Now, in its place, a brilliant new dong
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There once was a man named Sprocket
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