Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light


Keep it Dirty!
Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light
North Korea posed for a pic
Most soldiers really looked slick
One man to the side
He just couldn’t hide
His jumpsuit showed clearly, his dick
#Grishham writes with candor and malice
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) September 28, 2021
Of the time she spent in Trump’s palace
The worst of it all
Was receiving a call
'bout the mushroom-sized shape of his Phallus@LimeriTweets @Libericks @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @DrLimerick @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks @smotus https://t.co/kIPUDgmHHX
In Bavaria, the statue stood strong
Twas as girthy, as it was long
The artistic hard-on
Was there and then gone
Now, in its place, a brilliant new dong