Daily Dirty Limerick
Keep it Dirty!
Island Limerick from limericks
The limerick form is complex
Its contents run chiefly to sex
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgins
And swarms with erotic effex.
“It’s my code,” says a mailman named Drew,
“To unzip, then deliver a screw.
If virgins, when nervous,
Resist postal service,
I explain that the male must get through.”
A virginal coed named Sherrie,
Awoke in the morning quite merry.
After cocktails last night,
To her utter delight,
She gave up her status as “cherry.”
Sweet Mary wanted to stay celibate
for a man with wealth and intelligence
She ran from the alter
For balls like Gibraltar
On a dimwit hung like an elephant
There was a girl from Arabia
A devout Muslim, Mohammed was her savior
To save her from sin
The surgeon cut in
And removed every bit of her labia.
They switched to the topic of sex,
which left them both quickly perplexed
’cause she was still virgin,
and and he stunk like sturgeon,
and both were as old as a t-rex.
There once was a freshman named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said “This won’t be much of a sin.”
There was an old virgin named May
Who lived to her hundredth birthday
There came a horrible smell,
From up in her well
Seems her cherry had rotted away