A wee problem

A wee problem from limericks
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rElAtAbLe

rElAtAbLe from limericks
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Gotta Go!

Gotta Go! from limericks
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There was an old lady from heeling,

Funny limerick from limericks
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There once was a lady from Ealing

Classic from limericks
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There was an old count of Swoboda

There was an old count of Swoboda
Who would not pay a whore what he owed her.
So, with great savoir-faire,
She stood on a chair
And pissed in his whiskey-and-soda.

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Grandpa’s dick is undoubtedly fickle

Grandpa’s dick is undoubtedly fickle,
Like a typical shriveled old pickle,
For whenever he
Feels that urge to pee,
The most that comes out is a trickle.

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There was a young woman from Ealing

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

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There was a young woman from Ealing

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who has a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

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There once was a girl from Belize

There once was a girl from Belize
Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you’re drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask “Some lemon juice, please.”

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