A cat up a stick
Put on a great trick
sat for a day
till he felt ok
Then came down like a prick
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As there was a dangling cat
Who could have died
And we would have cried
Thankfully it didn’t go splat
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Thought he’d better flee from the pyre
With a leap and a bound
He made it to the ground
It just wasn’t his time to retire
Favorite This! No one knew if Brandy was alive
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15 years, no one’d thought she’d survive
I’m sure she’d come home
From her lengthy roam
Maybe waiting until she could drive
Favorite This! Twas a package that’d just been there sittin’s
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So they put on their bomb proofing mittens
Expected some doom
But there was no boom
And found out the box was just kittens
Favorite This! Some go to court for this or for that
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Like speeding or parking or stealing a hat
But if you act polite
They’ll think you’re alright
But you’re fucked if your lawyer on Zoom is a cat
Favorite This! The blaze took their home, the poor cats
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No place to hang their sweaters or hats
They’ve begun to inquire
On what started the fire
But suspecting it coulda been rats
Favorite This! A young lad misread the signs
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After reading the head lines
“In search of hot pussy?”
“I fuck all I see!”
Just don’t touch the felines
Favorite This! There once was a feline named Marty
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A weather fanatic, a smarty
He can no longer assist
And’ll be greatly missed
But he’ll always been in our heart-y
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Cats are s[l]ick, Rick
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