In Scotland, a curious stand,
“No bans on our cats,” they’ve planned.
With a flick of their tails,
Through the Highlands they sail,
Forever to roam through the land!
Tag: cats
In Vermont, there’s a cat with allure,
In Vermont, there’s a cat with allure,
Max, now dubbed a ‘doctor’ for sure,
From the University, he’s adorned,
In litter-ature, he’s truly adorned,
Pawsitively wise, his knowledge pure!
A cat up a stick
A cat up a stick
Put on a great trick
sat for a day
till he felt ok
Then came down like a prick
‘Twas more than football to look at
‘Twas more than football to look at
As there was a dangling cat
Who could have died
And we would have cried
Thankfully it didn’t go splat
With the building aflame and on fire
With the building aflame and on fire
Thought he’d better flee from the pyre
With a leap and a bound
He made it to the ground
It just wasn’t his time to retire
No one knew if Brandy was alive
No one knew if Brandy was alive
15 years, no one’d thought she’d survive
I’m sure she’d come home
From her lengthy roam
Maybe waiting until she could drive
Twas a package that’d just been there sittin’s
Twas a package that’d just been there sittin’s
So they put on their bomb proofing mittens
Expected some doom
But there was no boom
And found out the box was just kittens
Some go to court for this or for that
Some go to court for this or for that
Like speeding or parking or stealing a hat
But if you act polite
They’ll think you’re alright
But you’re fucked if your lawyer on Zoom is a cat
The blaze took their home, the poor cats
The blaze took their home, the poor cats
No place to hang their sweaters or hats
They’ve begun to inquire
On what started the fire
But suspecting it coulda been rats
A young lad misread the signs
A young lad misread the signs
After reading the head lines
“In search of hot pussy?”
“I fuck all I see!”
Just don’t touch the felines
There once was a feline named Marty
There once was a feline named Marty
A weather fanatic, a smarty
He can no longer assist
And’ll be greatly missed
But he’ll always been in our heart-y
The pastor and the cat
There was a kind pastor I knew,
Who kept a large cat in a pew.
There he taught it each week
A new letter of Greek,
But it never got further than mu.
Cats are the best
To those who have not had a cat
I tell you it is “all that”
They shit and they piss
They claw and they hiss
Then eat their own hair ‘till they yak
Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo
Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo,
Be careful in all that you do,
Keep those lions at bay,
Or it will, I must say,
Be the first time a pussy ate you!