No one knew if Brandy was alive
15 years, no one’d thought she’d survive
I’m sure she’d come home
From her lengthy roam
Maybe waiting until she could drive
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So they put on their bomb proofing mittens
Expected some doom
But there was no boom
And found out the box was just kittens
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Like speeding or parking or stealing a hat
But if you act polite
They’ll think you’re alright
But you’re fucked if your lawyer on Zoom is a cat
Favorite This! The blaze took their home, the poor cats
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No place to hang their sweaters or hats
They’ve begun to inquire
On what started the fire
But suspecting it coulda been rats
Favorite This! A young lad misread the signs
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After reading the head lines
“In search of hot pussy?”
“I fuck all I see!”
Just don’t touch the felines
Favorite This! There once was a feline named Marty
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A weather fanatic, a smarty
He can no longer assist
And’ll be greatly missed
But he’ll always been in our heart-y
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Cats are s[l]ick, Rick
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The pastor and the cat
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Cats are the best
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Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo
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Be careful in all that you do,
Keep those lions at bay,
Or it will, I must say,
Be the first time a pussy ate you!
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