There once was a feline named Marty
A weather fanatic, a smarty
He can no longer assist
And’ll be greatly missed
But he’ll always been in our heart-y


Keep it Dirty!
There once was a feline named Marty
A weather fanatic, a smarty
He can no longer assist
And’ll be greatly missed
But he’ll always been in our heart-y
Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo,
Be careful in all that you do,
Keep those lions at bay,
Or it will, I must say,
Be the first time a pussy ate you!