No one knew if Brandy was alive
15 years, no one’d thought she’d survive
I’m sure she’d come home
From her lengthy roam
Maybe waiting until she could drive


Keep it Dirty!
No one knew if Brandy was alive
15 years, no one’d thought she’d survive
I’m sure she’d come home
From her lengthy roam
Maybe waiting until she could drive
Twas a package that’d just been there sittin’s
So they put on their bomb proofing mittens
Expected some doom
But there was no boom
And found out the box was just kittens
Some go to court for this or for that
Like speeding or parking or stealing a hat
But if you act polite
They’ll think you’re alright
But you’re fucked if your lawyer on Zoom is a cat
The blaze took their home, the poor cats
No place to hang their sweaters or hats
They’ve begun to inquire
On what started the fire
But suspecting it coulda been rats
A young lad misread the signs
After reading the head lines
“In search of hot pussy?”
“I fuck all I see!”
Just don’t touch the felines
There once was a feline named Marty
A weather fanatic, a smarty
He can no longer assist
And’ll be greatly missed
But he’ll always been in our heart-y
Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo,
Be careful in all that you do,
Keep those lions at bay,
Or it will, I must say,
Be the first time a pussy ate you!