for March
by u/chiefsquirrel in limericks
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A wrinkled old wench from Belize
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There once was a hooker from Cali
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Far Rockaway Syph
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Who knew it’d cause such an uproar-y
Yet it still made the news
Really quite the snooze
But the ones in her pubes, a different story
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The Ballad of Bob and Lydia
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The woman from the Azores
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Sci-if space action! Now with slant rhyme!
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Were you a more elegant chap
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I’d ask to sit down on your lap
Cross-legg’d, like a swami
For ‘hide the salami’,
But it seems that you’re ill with the clap!
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There once was a girl from Mitchen
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Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen.
Her mother said, “Rose,
you’ve got crabs I suppose.”
She said, “Yes and those fuckers are ‘itchin!”
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There was a young Scotchman named Jock
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Who had a most horrible shock:
He once took a shit
In a leaf-covered pit,
And the crap sprung a trap on his cock.
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