They thought they were quite clever folk
But now they’re just in jail and broke
They surely paid
For the cake they made
Their sweet treat was actually coke
Tag: Drugs
In CA, the situation was dire
In CA, the situation was dire
So some goats they decided to hire
As they chew and they munch
On their grassy, green lunch
They help in preventing wildfire
Some crates were hiding a stash
Some crates were hiding a stash
What they thought were some soot or ash
Nor was it snow
But actually blow
And they threw it all in the trash
He thought that his life was a breeze
He thought that his life was a breeze
Slinging some drugs for some fees
From his home, he’s been plucked
So now his life is fucked
All from posting a pic of some cheese
Twas a deal that she just couldn’t lose
Twas a deal that she just couldn’t lose
Tried to get rid of any kind of clues
But she thought it crass
To hide it in her ass
So she tried to hide coke in her shoes
At first, this sounds like some joke
At first, this sounds like some joke
But some do dumb shit when they’re broke
Was this what Tony ate
When he said “they’re grrreeaat?”
Forty pounds of cornflakes and coke
Under his hair, he tried to conceal
Under his hair, he tried to conceal
Some cocaine from a sketchy drug deal
But this stupid fuck
Misjudged his luck
Cuz everyone knew his hair wasn’t real
They wanted to put Bill in jail
They wanted to put Bill in jail
For using his house to chase tail
But the judge wasn’t fooled
Saw no crime so he ruled:
“Not guilty! He didn’t inhale.”