They thought they were quite clever folk

They thought they were quite clever folk

But now they’re just in jail and broke

They surely paid

For the cake they made

Their sweet treat was actually coke

In CA, the situation was dire

In CA, the situation was dire

So some goats they decided to hire

As they chew and they munch

On their grassy, green lunch

They help in preventing wildfire

Some crates were hiding a stash

Some crates were hiding a stash

What they thought were some soot or ash

Nor was it snow

But actually blow

And they threw it all in the trash

He thought that his life was a breeze

He thought that his life was a breeze

Slinging some drugs for some fees

From his home, he’s been plucked

So now his life is fucked

All from posting a pic of some cheese

Twas a deal that she just couldn’t lose

Twas a deal that she just couldn’t lose

Tried to get rid of any kind of clues

But she thought it crass

To hide it in her ass

So she tried to hide coke in her shoes

At first, this sounds like some joke

At first, this sounds like some joke

But some do dumb shit when they’re broke

Was this what Tony ate

When he said “they’re grrreeaat?”

Forty pounds of cornflakes and coke

Under his hair, he tried to conceal

Under his hair, he tried to conceal

Some cocaine from a sketchy drug deal

But this stupid fuck

Misjudged his luck

Cuz everyone knew his hair wasn’t real

They wanted to put Bill in jail

They wanted to put Bill in jail
For using his house to chase tail
But the judge wasn’t fooled
Saw no crime so he ruled:
“Not guilty! He didn’t inhale.”