Tag: birds

In the small town of Krefeld

And ostrich chick is being held

They have no clue

If it fled the zoo

Or from someone’s house was expelled

The birds traveled through New York state

With the journey starting off great

Into buildings, they flied

Was it suicide?

Or were they just meeting their fate?

Most birds gather pebbles and sticks

And munch on some worms or some ticks

But before the flock split

They fucked up her shit

Who knew condors could be such dicks

In Baton Rouge, there’s been an influx

Of close to about 60 ducks

The city’s fretting

And find it upsetting

But the birds, they give zero fucks

The bird showed up at their house

And clung to one Westward spouse

He’s too protective

Or just defective

Now Todd’s best friend is a grouse

One last macaw in Brazil’s all alone

Where another might be is unknown

Guess all life is the same

But who can you blame

We’re just looking for someone to bone

The shoppers have begun to admit

Crimes they’ve seen birds commit

As they head to their cars

They swoop from the stars

And the ravens are taking their shit

A Turkish man with the name of Mirzan

Saw a bird struggling out on the lawn

So he fixed her wing

And for years she did cling

This man’s best friend is a swan

Arvy had gone for a flight

Took a swim and suffered frostbite

Brushed it off like an itch

Cuz he aint no bitch

But had some help to make him alright

The pigeon was set to be killed

“With disease he’s certainly filled”

From the US, they thought

Then found out he’s not

So his new owner is reason’bly thrilled

Those birds can be found all over the city

Eating trash, leftovers, and anything gritty

Now you mean to say

That people will pay

A high price for something gross and so shitty?

Choice words the zoo birds were a-sharing

Twas’ the parrots, not the eagles nor herring

“Fuck, dick, ass, and shit”

Thus they had to be split

Because they just wouldn’t stop swearing