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Loading...A Turkish man with the name of Mirzan
Saw a bird struggling out on the lawn
So he fixed her wing
And for years she did cling
This man’s best friend is a swan
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Arvy had gone for a flight
Took a swim and suffered frostbite
Brushed it off like an itch
Cuz he aint no bitch
But had some help to make him alright
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The puffins are getting their wish
Herrings’ll lose space on our dish
As the NOAA
Came out to say
“For the puffins, save some of the fish”
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In Key West, there have been some talks
To try and curb the chickenly flocks
Two-fifty per day
Violators will pay
To keep people for feeding the cocks
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The pigeon was set to be killed
“With disease he’s certainly filled”
From the US, they thought
Then found out he’s not
So his new owner is reason’bly thrilled
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Those birds can be found all over the city
Eating trash, leftovers, and anything gritty
Now you mean to say
That people will pay
A high price for something gross and so shitty?
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Choice words the zoo birds were a-sharing
Twas’ the parrots, not the eagles nor herring
“Fuck, dick, ass, and shit”
Thus they had to be split
Because they just wouldn’t stop swearing
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A skull that has been disinterred
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 18, 2020
In Belgium, researchers averred,
Was not that of Yorick,
But some prehistoric
Yet well-preserved chicken-like bird.https://t.co/JjWaLz6OQT
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