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Loading...Most birds gather pebbles and sticks
And munch on some worms or some ticks
But before the flock split
They fucked up her shit
Who knew condors could be such dicks
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Florida, the pigeons did roam
Looking for their home sweet home
Landed on the highway
Decided they’re stray
Now eating trash and styrofoam
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Baton Rouge, there’s been an influx
Of close to about 60 ducks
The city’s fretting
And find it upsetting
But the birds, they give zero fucks
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The dumpsters they gave a peruse
Looking for what trash to choose
This instance is odd
As this hungry squad
Is not raccoons but cockatoos
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading... (No Ratings Yet)Loading...With this couple now no longer alone
They decided to pick up the phone
The firemen came
What they saw, they did claim
In the chimney, a bunch of birds had all flown
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The bird showed up at their house
And clung to one Westward spouse
He’s too protective
Or just defective
Now Todd’s best friend is a grouse
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...One last macaw in Brazil’s all alone
Where another might be is unknown
Guess all life is the same
But who can you blame
We’re just looking for someone to bone
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The shoppers have begun to admit
Crimes they’ve seen birds commit
As they head to their cars
They swoop from the stars
And the ravens are taking their shit
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A Turkish man with the name of Mirzan
Saw a bird struggling out on the lawn
So he fixed her wing
And for years she did cling
This man’s best friend is a swan
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