In the small town of Krefeld
And ostrich chick is being held
They have no clue
If it fled the zoo
Or from someone’s house was expelled
Favorite This! In the small town of Krefeld
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! The birds traveled through New York state
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With the journey starting off great
Into buildings, they flied
Was it suicide?
Or were they just meeting their fate?
Favorite This! At a park, Merkel shared a few words
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While feeding some tropical birds
Then one bit her hand
And the photo was grand
Plus I’m sure she was covered in turds
Favorite This! Most birds gather pebbles and sticks
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And munch on some worms or some ticks
But before the flock split
They fucked up her shit
Who knew condors could be such dicks
Favorite This! In Florida, the pigeons did roam
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Looking for their home sweet home
Landed on the highway
Decided they’re stray
Now eating trash and styrofoam
Favorite This! In Baton Rouge, there’s been an influx
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Of close to about 60 ducks
The city’s fretting
And find it upsetting
But the birds, they give zero fucks
Favorite This! The dumpsters they gave a peruse
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Looking for what trash to choose
This instance is odd
As this hungry squad
Is not raccoons but cockatoos
Favorite This! With this couple now no longer alone
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They decided to pick up the phone
The firemen came
What they saw, they did claim
In the chimney, a bunch of birds had all flown
Favorite This! The bird showed up at their house
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And clung to one Westward spouse
He’s too protective
Or just defective
Now Todd’s best friend is a grouse
Favorite This! One last macaw in Brazil’s all alone
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Where another might be is unknown
Guess all life is the same
But who can you blame
We’re just looking for someone to bone
Favorite This! The shoppers have begun to admit
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Crimes they’ve seen birds commit
As they head to their cars
They swoop from the stars
And the ravens are taking their shit
Favorite This! A Turkish man with the name of Mirzan
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Saw a bird struggling out on the lawn
So he fixed her wing
And for years she did cling
This man’s best friend is a swan
Favorite This! Arvy had gone for a flight
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Took a swim and suffered frostbite
Brushed it off like an itch
Cuz he aint no bitch
But had some help to make him alright
Favorite This! The puffins are getting their wish
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Herrings’ll lose space on our dish
As the NOAA
Came out to say
“For the puffins, save some of the fish”
Favorite This! In Key West, there have been some talks
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To try and curb the chickenly flocks
Two-fifty per day
Violators will pay
To keep people for feeding the cocks
Favorite This! The pigeon was set to be killed
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“With disease he’s certainly filled”
From the US, they thought
Then found out he’s not
So his new owner is reason’bly thrilled
Favorite This! Those birds can be found all over the city
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Eating trash, leftovers, and anything gritty
Now you mean to say
That people will pay
A high price for something gross and so shitty?
Favorite This! Choice words the zoo birds were a-sharing
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Twas’ the parrots, not the eagles nor herring
“Fuck, dick, ass, and shit”
Thus they had to be split
Because they just wouldn’t stop swearing
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