In the small town of Krefeld
And ostrich chick is being held
They have no clue
If it fled the zoo
Or from someone’s house was expelled


Keep it Dirty!
In the small town of Krefeld
And ostrich chick is being held
They have no clue
If it fled the zoo
Or from someone’s house was expelled
The birds traveled through New York state
With the journey starting off great
Into buildings, they flied
Was it suicide?
Or were they just meeting their fate?
At a park, Merkel shared a few words
While feeding some tropical birds
Then one bit her hand
And the photo was grand
Plus I’m sure she was covered in turds
Most birds gather pebbles and sticks
And munch on some worms or some ticks
But before the flock split
They fucked up her shit
Who knew condors could be such dicks
In Florida, the pigeons did roam
Looking for their home sweet home
Landed on the highway
Decided they’re stray
Now eating trash and styrofoam
In Baton Rouge, there’s been an influx
Of close to about 60 ducks
The city’s fretting
And find it upsetting
But the birds, they give zero fucks
The dumpsters they gave a peruse
Looking for what trash to choose
This instance is odd
As this hungry squad
Is not raccoons but cockatoos
With this couple now no longer alone
They decided to pick up the phone
The firemen came
What they saw, they did claim
In the chimney, a bunch of birds had all flown
The bird showed up at their house
And clung to one Westward spouse
He’s too protective
Or just defective
Now Todd’s best friend is a grouse