It’s legal to show a bare breast

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A woman was shot in the chest

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Big tits save lives

Big tits save lives

Even if considered lies,

A bullet from an unknown source

Took a different course

Because of her enhanced boob size

Inspired by this news story

Single point of failure

Single point of failure from limericks
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for February

for February from limericks

Defying gravity

Defying gravity from limericks

Is it cold in here?

Is it cold in here? from limericks

A kinky young girl from Coleshill

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

The nipples of Sarah Strong

The nipples of Sarah Strong,
When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover
Who was pained to discover
She expected no less of his dong.


There was a young fellow named Fritz

There was a young fellow named Fritz
Who planted an acre of tits.
They came up in the fall,
Pink nipples and all,
And he chewed them all up into bits.


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