Lopsided
by u/PirateDuckie in limericks
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The silent majority
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Riot Stress
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It’s legal to show a bare breast
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— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 27, 2020
To get something off of your chest -
A French court permits
The flashing of tits
As long as it's done to protest.#Femen #France https://t.co/yx12WdQIB9
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A woman was shot in the chest
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— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) April 22, 2020
But saved by her implanted breast:
The bullet's deflection
Affording protection
By silicone bulletproof vest.https://t.co/H5eESxRWCF
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Even if considered lies,
A bullet from an unknown source
Took a different course
Because of her enhanced boob size
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Single point of failure
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for February
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