A Lady from Wheeling
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Favorite This! A Lady from Wheeling
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Ginger was feeling quite gruff
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Ginger was feeling quite gruff
Till he placed his head in her muff
Then she purred like a kitty
When his tongue hit her clitty
Saying, “I just can’t get enough!”
Favorite This! Ginger from County of Dade
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Said, “I think it’s time I got laid.”
“My vibrator can tingle
But it’s not cunnilingual”
And that’s how orgasms are made.”
Favorite This! A hard-headed cabby named Peter
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Was asked by a fare if he’d eat her.
He said, “It’s not free.
I will only agree
To go down while I’m running the meter.”
Favorite This! Goldilocks has lots of guys
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Pinnochio’s one, I’m advised!
She sits on the puppet
And sticks his nose right up it
And makes the poor fellow tell lies!
Favorite This! Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo
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“Be careful in all that you do,
Keep those lions at bay,
Or it will, I must say,
Be the first time a pussy ate you!”
Favorite This! There once was a woman named Jess
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Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she’d lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess
Favorite This! Deluth
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luckily lost her front tooth.
The space would provide,
an erect clit to hide
bringing pleasure without being uncouth
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