Fine dining

Fine dining from limericks
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There was a young fellow named peter

There was a young fellow named peter from limericks
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A Lady from Wheeling

A Lady from Wheeling from limericks
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A fine solution

A fine solution from limericks
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Ginger was feeling quite gruff

Ginger was feeling quite gruff
Till he placed his head in her muff
Then she purred like a kitty
When his tongue hit her clitty
Saying, “I just can’t get enough!”

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Ginger from County of Dade

Ginger from County of Dade
Said, “I think it’s time I got laid.”
“My vibrator can tingle
But it’s not cunnilingual”
And that’s how orgasms are made.”

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A hard-headed cabby named Peter

A hard-headed cabby named Peter
Was asked by a fare if he’d eat her.
He said, “It’s not free.
I will only agree
To go down while I’m running the meter.”

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Goldilocks has lots of guys

Goldilocks has lots of guys
Pinnochio’s one, I’m advised!
She sits on the puppet
And sticks his nose right up it
And makes the poor fellow tell lies!

Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo

Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo,
“Be careful in all that you do,
Keep those lions at bay,
Or it will, I must say,
Be the first time a pussy ate you!”

There once was a woman named Jess

There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she’d lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess

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