Keep it Dirty!
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Loading...They tried to make off with their things
Like their watches, a necklace, and rings
Swish, wham, bang, and wooshes
The man swatted the douches
In style, he got in some good swings
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...From Home Depot, he stole quite a lot
Thirteen hundred in goods and what not
He’s a cop so you’d think
So low, he’d not sink
But surprise, asshole, you got caught
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The break in was perfect, textbook
Not cash but a reptile they took
Their secret was blown
‘Cause they shoulda known
No one else sells lizards on Facebook
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...The #hamburglar pulled out the stops
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 2, 2019
When raiding fast-food joints and shops,
By making a meal
Of what he could steal.
He's now being grilled by the cops.https://t.co/I2j0dGfk2k
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