These painters were doing their work
A homeowner, this did quite irk
Cut the rope knife
Which threatened their life
Who does this shit? What a jerk!
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After his tiny offense
He bought Mountain Dew
And then bid adieu
But was short by 43 cents
Favorite This! He took money he wasn’t due
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So nights in jail, he spent a few
But he ran the joint
So he made a point
To leave a nice, five-star review
Favorite This! This woman must have been deprived
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And thought of a plan quite contrived
She changed the locks
Then kicked off her socks
And chilled before the cops arrived
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By robbing a bank he just hit
He charged through the door
Just one day before
All hail the new king dipshit
Favorite This! He’d had more than a drink or two
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Pulled over, a .08 he blew
The cops locked him up
But a plan he thought up
And taped a spare key to his shoe
Favorite This! The diamonds, this woman did spot
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So with her some pebbles she brought
The rocks, she tried to switch
In hopes of getting rich
Did she really think she’d not get caught?
Favorite This! In intelligence, there was a lack
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Or maybe he was just on crack
His plan was bizarre
Cause he stole a car
Then got caught when selling it back
Favorite This! From restaurants, a man had been stealing
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He squirmed on the floor, not the ceiling
Kept his body low
So alarms didn’t blow
Now I hope he finds jail floors appealing
Favorite This! A man had been thrown in the clink
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His release, just right on the brink
With his payment, he lied
And was sent back inside
For real, what did this fucker think?
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