The pious monk from limericks
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The pious monk
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...He thought it was more than a fling
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Said “a queen should be with her king”
But he’s quite the dumb fuck
As when the idea struck
He proposed with his other boo’s ring
Favorite This! The Wheeler’s came up with a tale
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One they thought couldn’t possibly fail
“Julie fell and then died,
No need to check inside”
Now Rodney could join her in jail
Favorite This! This douche, he had stolen a ride
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But found a child sitting inside
This he could not ignore
And drove back to the store
Then the mother, he decided to chide
Favorite This! They tried to make off with their things
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Like their watches, a necklace, and rings
Swish, wham, bang, and wooshes
The man swatted the douches
In style, he got in some good swings
Favorite This! From Home Depot, he stole quite a lot
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Thirteen hundred in goods and what not
He’s a cop so you’d think
So low, he’d not sink
But surprise, asshole, you got caught
Favorite This! The break in was perfect, textbook
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Not cash but a reptile they took
Their secret was blown
‘Cause they shoulda known
No one else sells lizards on Facebook
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The #hamburglar pulled out the stops
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— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 2, 2019
When raiding fast-food joints and shops,
By making a meal
Of what he could steal.
He's now being grilled by the cops.https://t.co/I2j0dGfk2k
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