They tried to make off with their things
Like their watches, a necklace, and rings
Swish, wham, bang, and wooshes
The man swatted the douches
In style, he got in some good swings


Keep it Dirty!
They tried to make off with their things
Like their watches, a necklace, and rings
Swish, wham, bang, and wooshes
The man swatted the douches
In style, he got in some good swings
From Home Depot, he stole quite a lot
Thirteen hundred in goods and what not
He’s a cop so you’d think
So low, he’d not sink
But surprise, asshole, you got caught
The break in was perfect, textbook
Not cash but a reptile they took
Their secret was blown
‘Cause they shoulda known
No one else sells lizards on Facebook
The #hamburglar pulled out the stops
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 2, 2019
When raiding fast-food joints and shops,
By making a meal
Of what he could steal.
He's now being grilled by the cops.https://t.co/I2j0dGfk2k