Now this guy’s is really a twit
By robbing a bank he just hit
He charged through the door
Just one day before
All hail the new king dipshit
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Pulled over, a .08 he blew
The cops locked him up
But a plan he thought up
And taped a spare key to his shoe
Favorite This! The diamonds, this woman did spot
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So with her some pebbles she brought
The rocks, she tried to switch
In hopes of getting rich
Did she really think she’d not get caught?
Favorite This! In intelligence, there was a lack
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Or maybe he was just on crack
His plan was bizarre
Cause he stole a car
Then got caught when selling it back
Favorite This! From restaurants, a man had been stealing
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He squirmed on the floor, not the ceiling
Kept his body low
So alarms didn’t blow
Now I hope he finds jail floors appealing
Favorite This! A man had been thrown in the clink
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His release, just right on the brink
With his payment, he lied
And was sent back inside
For real, what did this fucker think?
Favorite This! This guy is a real shitty dude
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And this move was truly quite crude
He got some citations
For killing crustaceans
Spoiling thousands of bucks in seafood
Favorite This! In Thornton, crime filled the air
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Car break-ins gave quite the scare
They caught the felon
Not Roy or Helen
Instead, it was a dumbass bear
Favorite This! Some neighbors were having a spat
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But Kevin wouldn’t leave it at that
His anger, a fire
He slashed her tire
And at the crime scene, his finger sat
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The pious monk
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