When someone persistently blows
A hairdryer straight up their nose,
Their action is sure
To serve as a cure
For stupid, as Darwin‘s Law shows. https://t.co/wIff13JR1A

— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) March 22, 2020

Some worshippers, carrying on,
Have seen open churches and gone,
Misled by their pastors
And other disasters
Like Florida governor Ron.

— Limericking (@Limericking) April 6, 2020

Hard facts will seem quite unkind,
As Mr. DeSantis will find
When his death numbers swell.
They weren't doing well;
They just were a few days behind. https://t.co/Xo2NlUoZrg

— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) April 2, 2020