Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Favorite This! In Florida, the pigeons did roam
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Looking for their home sweet home
Landed on the highway
Decided they’re stray
Now eating trash and styrofoam
Favorite This! Some monkeys showed up in the bay
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And so far they’re doing okay
They’ve avoided harm
Since they fled the farm
And now they’re in Florida to stay
Favorite This! Some reptiles are causing headaches
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As they’re causing some minor outbreaks
Now the Florida commission’s
Against new admissions
So they’re restricting iguanas and snakes
Favorite This! Bet you’ve heard of this unclothed male
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Looks like he’s a real Chippendale
Three cheers, cuz he’s back
After a weekend, so whack
The Naked Cowboy’s no longer in jail
Favorite This! Florida men are truly unique
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This one decided to go for a streak
He didn’t stop there
Balls out, his ass bare
Stole the cop car, with havoc to wreak
Favorite This! In Key West, there have been some talks
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To try and curb the chickenly flocks
Two-fifty per day
Violators will pay
To keep people for feeding the cocks
Favorite This! Florida men get a really bad wrap
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Usually taking drugs or some crap
But this guy is good
And did what he could
Saved his pup from a gators death snap
Favorite This! Florida usually feels like a sauna
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Which is great for the flora and fauna
“It’s gonna get cold”
The forecast foretold
From the trees, may be a falling iguana
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