Keep it Dirty!
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Loading...Some reptiles are causing headaches
As they’re causing some minor outbreaks
Now the Florida commission’s
Against new admissions
So they’re restricting iguanas and snakes
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Bet you’ve heard of this unclothed male
Looks like he’s a real Chippendale
Three cheers, cuz he’s back
After a weekend, so whack
The Naked Cowboy’s no longer in jail
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Florida men are truly unique
This one decided to go for a streak
He didn’t stop there
Balls out, his ass bare
Stole the cop car, with havoc to wreak
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In Key West, there have been some talks
To try and curb the chickenly flocks
Two-fifty per day
Violators will pay
To keep people for feeding the cocks
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Florida men get a really bad wrap
Usually taking drugs or some crap
But this guy is good
And did what he could
Saved his pup from a gators death snap
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Florida usually feels like a sauna
Which is great for the flora and fauna
“It’s gonna get cold”
The forecast foretold
From the trees, may be a falling iguana
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...When someone persistently blows
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) March 22, 2020
A hairdryer straight up their nose,
Their action is sure
To serve as a cure
For stupid, as Darwin‘s Law shows. https://t.co/wIff13JR1A
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some worshippers, carrying on,
— Limericking (@Limericking) April 6, 2020
Have seen open churches and gone,
Misled by their pastors
And other disasters
Like Florida governor Ron.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Hard facts will seem quite unkind,
— Rhymes with Trump (@rhymeswtrump) April 2, 2020
As Mr. DeSantis will find
When his death numbers swell.
They weren't doing well;
They just were a few days behind. https://t.co/Xo2NlUoZrg
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