Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light
Tag: florida
In Florida, the pigeons did roam
In Florida, the pigeons did roam
Looking for their home sweet home
Landed on the highway
Decided they’re stray
Now eating trash and styrofoam
Some monkeys showed up in the bay
Some monkeys showed up in the bay
And so far they’re doing okay
They’ve avoided harm
Since they fled the farm
And now they’re in Florida to stay
Some reptiles are causing headaches
Some reptiles are causing headaches
As they’re causing some minor outbreaks
Now the Florida commission’s
Against new admissions
So they’re restricting iguanas and snakes
Bet you’ve heard of this unclothed male
Bet you’ve heard of this unclothed male
Looks like he’s a real Chippendale
Three cheers, cuz he’s back
After a weekend, so whack
The Naked Cowboy’s no longer in jail
Florida men are truly unique
Florida men are truly unique
This one decided to go for a streak
He didn’t stop there
Balls out, his ass bare
Stole the cop car, with havoc to wreak
In Key West, there have been some talks
In Key West, there have been some talks
To try and curb the chickenly flocks
Two-fifty per day
Violators will pay
To keep people for feeding the cocks
Florida men get a really bad wrap
Florida men get a really bad wrap
Usually taking drugs or some crap
But this guy is good
And did what he could
Saved his pup from a gators death snap
Florida usually feels like a sauna
Florida usually feels like a sauna
Which is great for the flora and fauna
“It’s gonna get cold”
The forecast foretold
From the trees, may be a falling iguana