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New York Dork

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There once was a man from New York
Who asked, “Hun, would you please suck my dork?”
“I don’t like the taste”
He cried, “What a waste!
My wife says it tastes just like pork”

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A young man named O’Doul

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A young man named Marty O’Doul

Found a red ring on his tool.

He went to the clinic,

Said the doctor, a cynic,

Wash it off, its only lipstick, you fool!

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Hickory Dickory Dock

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Hickory Dickory Dock
The tongue ran up the cock.
The man did smile.
It had been quite a while.
And his cock was as hard as a rock!

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There was a hooker from Honchu

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There was a hooker from Honchu
Who on peckers and penises did chew.
Said a friend, “Why don’t you
Have them stick it to you,
Then you could enjoy the sex too.”

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