Twins from Colorado
by u/Lenacol in limericks
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Twins from Colorado
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Bill Clinton
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There once was a man from Nepal
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Who liked BJs best of all
His sis and his mother,
Gave him head like no other,
And coaxed from his dick a waterfall.
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“For Christmas”, she said with a tingle
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“I’d love a gift cunnilingual!”
‘Twas with joy and surprise
She found twixt her thighs
The tongue of jolly Kris Kringle!
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New York Dork
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There once was a man from New York
Who asked, “Hun, would you please suck my dork?”
“I don’t like the taste”
He cried, “What a waste!
My wife says it tastes just like pork”
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She asked him “Please don’t ever quit,”
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As he sucked on her supple left tit,
And with talented mouth,
He headed down south,
And finished her lickety split.
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I heard that she would never say no
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Just 10 bucks for a blow.
But when down on her knees
I said, “Oh baby please
Move up, you’re too low, that’s my toe!”
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A young man named O’Doul
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Found a red ring on his tool.
He went to the clinic,
Said the doctor, a cynic,
Wash it off, its only lipstick, you fool!
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Hickory Dickory Dock
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The tongue ran up the cock.
The man did smile.
It had been quite a while.
And his cock was as hard as a rock!
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“I’ll tell you,” smiled prom chairman Mose
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“Why Peggy’s the prom queen I chose:
She’s as cheerfully free
As the wind on the sea –
And besides, like the wind, Peggy blows!
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