Tag: cars

A handful of Maine license plates

Have words you’d just say to your mates

Like shit, piss, or fuck

Some are out of luck

As reviews of these tags awaits

His idea was truly quite cool

So to his truck, he took a tool

But Tennessee state

Said he can’t operate

‘Til he registers his car as a pool

In intelligence, there was a lack

Or maybe he was just on crack

His plan was bizarre

Cause he stole a car

Then got caught when selling it back

These taxis are stuck in their spots

In some Thailand parking lots

Planting on the car roof

This isn’t a goof

But seems to work better than pots

His car had maxed out his speed

So he got stopped for his deed

During the infraction

He jumped into action

And saved him from choking on weed

The driver’s window was ajar

Just listenin’ to some NPR

The bug must’ve thought

“Outside is quite hot”

It flew in and fucked up their car

Now Tesla may be a bit fucked

As some drivers, from cars have been chucked

Cause robots were driving

Now people are dying

So Cali’s looking at misconduct

GM’s making rovers for space

Ones they can park at the moon base

They’re keeping it green

With their new machine

But now the astronauts, they can race

Sometimes it takes all of your power

To think of your commute not so sour

But a cow and a gator

Made everyone later

By blocking the road in rush hour

A woman had gone for a ride

Through the air, a reptile flied

It broke through the glass

Really kicked her ass

But the turtle, it still has not died

A couple was driving around

When a pine tree was suddenly downed

The tree hit their ride

Luckily no one died

But their injuries surely abound

A koala was the cause of a crash

Five cars piled up in a flash

someone pulled him from the road

And his life he owed

As payment, he fucked up her dash

A man saw a flipped car so he acted quick

Checked for scrapes, and bruises or any small nick

To help him, he tried

Then the douche stole his ride

They should send him to jail just for being a dick

Snow on the ground like the North Pole-uh

Which makes cars kinda hard to control-uh

But if you get a good deal

On a sick snow mobile

Do NOT put it on top your Corolla

Here lies the body of William Jay

Here lies the body of William Jay,

Who died maintaining his right of way.

He was in the right, as he sped along,

But he’s just as dead as if he were wrong.

Once there was a man from Boston

Once there was a man from Boston
Who took a ride in his Austin
He had room for his ass
a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost them.

I think that my neighbor is ill

I think that my neighbor is ill;
He’s in love with his automobile.
Every morning he’ll wank
In the gasoline tank
For it gives him one helluva thrill.