A handful of Maine license plates
Have words you’d just say to your mates
Like shit, piss, or fuck
Some are out of luck
As reviews of these tags awaits
Tag: cars
His idea was truly quite cool
His idea was truly quite cool
So to his truck, he took a tool
But Tennessee state
Said he can’t operate
‘Til he registers his car as a pool
In intelligence, there was a lack
In intelligence, there was a lack
Or maybe he was just on crack
His plan was bizarre
Cause he stole a car
Then got caught when selling it back
These taxis are stuck in their spots
These taxis are stuck in their spots
In some Thailand parking lots
Planting on the car roof
This isn’t a goof
But seems to work better than pots
His car had maxed out his speed
His car had maxed out his speed
So he got stopped for his deed
During the infraction
He jumped into action
And saved him from choking on weed
The driver’s window was ajar
The driver’s window was ajar
Just listenin’ to some NPR
The bug must’ve thought
“Outside is quite hot”
It flew in and fucked up their car
Now Tesla may be a bit fucked
Now Tesla may be a bit fucked
As some drivers, from cars have been chucked
Cause robots were driving
Now people are dying
So Cali’s looking at misconduct
GM’s making rovers for space
GM’s making rovers for space
Ones they can park at the moon base
They’re keeping it green
With their new machine
But now the astronauts, they can race
Sometimes it takes all of your power
Sometimes it takes all of your power
To think of your commute not so sour
But a cow and a gator
Made everyone later
By blocking the road in rush hour
A woman had gone for a ride
A woman had gone for a ride
Through the air, a reptile flied
It broke through the glass
Really kicked her ass
But the turtle, it still has not died
A couple was driving around
A couple was driving around
When a pine tree was suddenly downed
The tree hit their ride
Luckily no one died
But their injuries surely abound
A koala was the cause of a crash
A koala was the cause of a crash
Five cars piled up in a flash
someone pulled him from the road
And his life he owed
As payment, he fucked up her dash
A man saw a flipped car so he acted quick
A man saw a flipped car so he acted quick
Checked for scrapes, and bruises or any small nick
To help him, he tried
Then the douche stole his ride
They should send him to jail just for being a dick
Snow on the ground like the North Pole-uh
Snow on the ground like the North Pole-uh
Which makes cars kinda hard to control-uh
But if you get a good deal
On a sick snow mobile
Do NOT put it on top your Corolla
Here lies the body of William Jay
Here lies the body of William Jay,
Who died maintaining his right of way.
He was in the right, as he sped along,
But he’s just as dead as if he were wrong.
Once there was a man from Boston
Once there was a man from Boston
Who took a ride in his Austin
He had room for his ass
a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost them.
I think that my neighbor is ill
I think that my neighbor is ill;
He’s in love with his automobile.
Every morning he’ll wank
In the gasoline tank
For it gives him one helluva thrill.