Swiss Made

Swiss Made from limericks
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Here lies the body of William Jay

Here lies the body of William Jay,

Who died maintaining his right of way.

He was in the right, as he sped along,

But he’s just as dead as if he were wrong.

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Once there was a man from Boston

Once there was a man from Boston
Who took a ride in his Austin
He had room for his ass
a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost them.

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I think that my neighbor is ill

I think that my neighbor is ill;
He’s in love with his automobile.
Every morning he’ll wank
In the gasoline tank
For it gives him one helluva thrill.

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