A handful of Maine license plates
Have words you’d just say to your mates
Like shit, piss, or fuck
Some are out of luck
As reviews of these tags awaits
Favorite This! A handful of Maine license plates
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! His idea was truly quite cool
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So to his truck, he took a tool
But Tennessee state
Said he can’t operate
‘Til he registers his car as a pool
Favorite This! In intelligence, there was a lack
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Or maybe he was just on crack
His plan was bizarre
Cause he stole a car
Then got caught when selling it back
Favorite This! These taxis are stuck in their spots
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In some Thailand parking lots
Planting on the car roof
This isn’t a goof
But seems to work better than pots
Favorite This! His car had maxed out his speed
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So he got stopped for his deed
During the infraction
He jumped into action
And saved him from choking on weed
Favorite This! The driver’s window was ajar
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Just listenin’ to some NPR
The bug must’ve thought
“Outside is quite hot”
It flew in and fucked up their car
Favorite This! Now Tesla may be a bit fucked
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As some drivers, from cars have been chucked
Cause robots were driving
Now people are dying
So Cali’s looking at misconduct
Favorite This! GM’s making rovers for space
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Ones they can park at the moon base
They’re keeping it green
With their new machine
But now the astronauts, they can race
Favorite This! Sometimes it takes all of your power
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To think of your commute not so sour
But a cow and a gator
Made everyone later
By blocking the road in rush hour
Favorite This! A woman had gone for a ride
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Through the air, a reptile flied
It broke through the glass
Really kicked her ass
But the turtle, it still has not died
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