The driver’s window was ajar
Just listenin’ to some NPR
The bug must’ve thought
“Outside is quite hot”
It flew in and fucked up their carFavorite This!
A man saw a flipped car so he acted quick
Checked for scrapes, and bruises or any small nick
To help him, he tried
Then the douche stole his ride
They should send him to jail just for being a dickFavorite This!