In the world, there are only a few
One living at New Orlean’s zoo
She went on a date
And found a nice mate
Now Menari is pregnant with two
Tag: pregnancy
When a couple is having a child
When a couple is having a child
Their celebration is usually mild
These two thought those were boring
Feared their guests would be snoring
So they blew some shit up, fuckin’ wild
“I’ll win again” the president gloated
“I’ll win again” the president gloated
Like the rest she was so devoted
The bun she was baking
Nine months in the making
Had to wait until after she voted
The parents of fourteen great sons
The parents of fourteen great sons
Her oven so active with buns
As rare as a pearl
They had a girl
So the fuckin’ there had to been tons
There was a young lady from Bath
There was a young lady from Bath
Who wasn’t very good at math
She had sex under a tree
later said “Woe is me”
1 plus 1 isn’t 2, it equals 3
A pretty young maiden from France
A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she’d “just take a chance.”
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.
There once was a lady from Thrace,
There once was a lady from Thrace,
Who’s corset no longer would lace,
Her mother said “Nellie,
There’s more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face.”
There was a young man from Cape Horn
There was a young man from Cape Horn
who wished he had never been born
He wouldn’t have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn!
Said a horny young girl from Milpitas
Said a horny young girl from Milpitas,
“My favorite sport is coitus.”
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete’s fetus.
There once was a man from Rangoon
There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon.
He didn’t have the luck
to be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!
There was a young lady named Myrtle
There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.
There once was a man from Siberia
There once was a man from Siberia
Whose morals were really inferior
He did to a nun,
What he shouldn’t have done
And now she’s a mother superior
“I’ve some great news fro you, Mrs. Smith.”
“I’ve some great news for you, Mrs. Smith.”
Her pregnancy showed to Doc Prith.
“It’s not a Mrs., you know.
I divorced long ago.”
“Then I’ve some bad news now, Miss Smith…”