Keep it Dirty!
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Loading...When a couple is having a child
Their celebration is usually mild
These two thought those were boring
Feared their guests would be snoring
So they blew some shit up, fuckin’ wild
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...“I’ll win again” the president gloated
Like the rest she was so devoted
The bun she was baking
Nine months in the making
Had to wait until after she voted
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The parents of fourteen great sons
Her oven so active with buns
As rare as a pearl
They had a girl
So the fuckin’ there had to been tons
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young lady from Bath
Who wasn’t very good at math
She had sex under a tree
later said “Woe is me”
1 plus 1 isn’t 2, it equals 3
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she’d “just take a chance.”
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a lady from Thrace,
Who’s corset no longer would lace,
Her mother said “Nellie,
There’s more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face.”
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young man from Cape Horn
who wished he had never been born
He wouldn’t have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn!
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Said a horny young girl from Milpitas,
“My favorite sport is coitus.”
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete’s fetus.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon.
He didn’t have the luck
to be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.
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