Wanda from limericks
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In the world, there are only a few
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One living at New Orlean’s zoo
She went on a date
And found a nice mate
Now Menari is pregnant with two
Favorite This! When a couple is having a child
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Their celebration is usually mild
These two thought those were boring
Feared their guests would be snoring
So they blew some shit up, fuckin’ wild
Favorite This! “I’ll win again” the president gloated
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Like the rest she was so devoted
The bun she was baking
Nine months in the making
Had to wait until after she voted
Favorite This! The parents of fourteen great sons
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Her oven so active with buns
As rare as a pearl
They had a girl
So the fuckin’ there had to been tons
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There was a young lady from Bath
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Who wasn’t very good at math
She had sex under a tree
later said “Woe is me”
1 plus 1 isn’t 2, it equals 3
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A pretty young maiden from France
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Decided she’d “just take a chance.”
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.
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There once was a lady from Thrace,
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Who’s corset no longer would lace,
Her mother said “Nellie,
There’s more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face.”
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There was a young man from Cape Horn
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who wished he had never been born
He wouldn’t have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn!
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Said a horny young girl from Milpitas
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“My favorite sport is coitus.”
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete’s fetus.
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