Wanda
by u/Regrets-of-age in limericks
Favorite This! Tag: pregnancy
In the world, there are only a few
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One living at New Orlean’s zoo
She went on a date
And found a nice mate
Now Menari is pregnant with two
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Their celebration is usually mild
These two thought those were boring
Feared their guests would be snoring
So they blew some shit up, fuckin’ wild
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Like the rest she was so devoted
The bun she was baking
Nine months in the making
Had to wait until after she voted
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Her oven so active with buns
As rare as a pearl
They had a girl
So the fuckin’ there had to been tons
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There was a young lady from Bath
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Who wasn’t very good at math
She had sex under a tree
later said “Woe is me”
1 plus 1 isn’t 2, it equals 3
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A pretty young maiden from France
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Decided she’d “just take a chance.”
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.
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There once was a lady from Thrace,
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Who’s corset no longer would lace,
Her mother said “Nellie,
There’s more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face.”
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There was a young man from Cape Horn
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who wished he had never been born
He wouldn’t have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn!
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Said a horny young girl from Milpitas
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“My favorite sport is coitus.”
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete’s fetus.
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