Tag: pregnancy

In the world, there are only a few

In the world, there are only a few

One living at New Orlean’s zoo

She went on a date

And found a nice mate

Now Menari is pregnant with two

When a couple is having a child

When a couple is having a child

Their celebration is usually mild

These two thought those were boring

Feared their guests would be snoring

So they blew some shit up, fuckin’ wild

The parents of fourteen great sons

The parents of fourteen great sons

Her oven so active with buns

As rare as a pearl

They had a girl

So the fuckin’ there had to been tons

There was a young lady from Bath

There was a young lady from Bath
Who wasn’t very good at math
She had sex under a tree
later said “Woe is me”
1 plus 1 isn’t 2, it equals 3

A pretty young maiden from France

A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she’d “just take a chance.”
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.

There once was a lady from Thrace,

There once was a lady from Thrace,
Who’s corset no longer would lace,
Her mother said “Nellie,
There’s more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face.”

There was a young man from Cape Horn

There was a young man from Cape Horn
who wished he had never been born
He wouldn’t have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn!

Said a horny young girl from Milpitas

Said a horny young girl from Milpitas,
“My favorite sport is coitus.”
But a fullback from State
Made her period late,
And now she has athlete’s fetus.

There once was a man from Rangoon

There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon.
He didn’t have the luck

to be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!

There was a young lady named Myrtle

There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so they say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.

There once was a man from Siberia

There once was a man from Siberia
Whose morals were really inferior
He did to a nun,
What he shouldn’t have done
And now she’s a mother superior