Tongue Tied from limericks
Tongue Tied
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill’s candy,
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock,
’cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
To Stan, Ginger whined and then sighed
To Stan, Ginger whined and then sighed
Her vibrator battery died
She got off instead
With ten minutes of head,
Then she gave Stan’s old willie a ride!
There once was a woman from Arden
There once was a woman from Arden
Who was seen sucking a man in the garden
Her mother said, “Flo,
Where does it all go??
And she said, “Gulp, Beg your pardon?”