Like a Shotgun

Like a Shotgun from limericks
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Kolkimber

Kolkimber from limericks

There once was lad in from Morse

There once was lad in from Morse from limericks
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There was an old lady from Woodle

There was an old lady from Woodle from limericks
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Mountain biking

Mountain biking from limericks
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Hope this is original!

Hope this is original! from limericks

A lady while dining at Crewe

A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant’s whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout,
And don’t wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too.”

strange science

A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexahedronical ball
The square of its weight
Times his pecker plus eight
Was two-thirds of three-fifths of fuck-all

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I see by the size of your member

I see by the size of your member
You’re as hot as a blazing coal ember!
So slicken that mast –
And hon, make it fast –
This girl’s not been poked since December!

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A decent young fellow named Herm

A decent young fellow named Herm
Was equipped with a geyser-like worm:
The size wasn’t much
But its volume was such
That his lovers did backstroke in sperm.

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