To be a cop they’re not willing
When told to stop stealing
They say it’s about pay
But there’s no way
It’s about no more killing
Favorite This! To be a cop they’re not willing
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! He took money he wasn’t due
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So nights in jail, he spent a few
But he ran the joint
So he made a point
To leave a nice, five-star review
Favorite This! The chief tried to avoid a small meeting
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What he did could be considered cheating
Now he lost his job
With a cry and a sob
A mistake he won’t be repeating
Favorite This! Tales like this are so often told
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Using taxpayers money, so bold
Makes you ask why,
The FBI
Spent time just looking for gold
Favorite This! Some break-ups just flat out suck
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And feel like you got hit by a truck
But some cops from NC
Wanna fill you with glee
And lock up your heartless ex-fuck
Favorite This! Got the call, and the cops were in route
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Heard of criminals after some loot
The boots hit the ground
But they soon found
Just some dudes, mid-video shoot
Favorite This! From Home Depot, he stole quite a lot
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Thirteen hundred in goods and what not
He’s a cop so you’d think
So low, he’d not sink
But surprise, asshole, you got caught
Favorite This! Have you ever wanted somethin’ so bad
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That you lied, just smidge or a tad?
Well she’s got ya beat
With such a dumb feat
But to claim FBI for some chicken’s just sad
Favorite This! Asleep on a porch was found the fugitive of the week
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Apparently, he didn’t understand the rules of hide and seek
He was supposed to hide to avoid arrest
But he decided to lie down and get some rest
When the policemen found him, they probably thought “this man ain’t slick”
Favorite This! One dumb ass cop
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Blew his fuckin’ top
He thought he saw a finger
Got pissed when it did linger
Turned out his issue was a flop
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