Bad Gromit! from limericks


Keep it Dirty!
People love the fancy and fine
Like cheeses and grapes from the vine
But now that these pricks
Added this to the mix
Some’ll be too good for earth wine
We all do dumb shit when we’re drunk
Like gambling or trying to dunk
But this guy stole a sword
Then his guilt, he ignored
40 years ‘fore he returned it, the punk
We’ve all half-assed our jobs, just a bit
Maybe more than we’d like to admit
To have a whole operation
At the sewage station
Prob’ly makes wine just taste like shit
Customers can be flat out rude
Someone’s always in a pissy mood
But this guy was sincere
Tipped 3k on a beer
Cause he is just one awesome dude