Another attempt
by u/ZealousidealDouble18 in limericks
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Another attempt
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By calling up the town police
When they got there
Found a man in a chair
Having his drink in fucking peace
Favorite This! This man went out for a drink
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Had too many and needed a wink
He never came home
The woods friends did comb
Woke up, said “I’ll help them I think”
Favorite This! He’d had more than a drink or two
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Pulled over, a .08 he blew
The cops locked him up
But a plan he thought up
And taped a spare key to his shoe
Favorite This! Everyone knows how drinking goes
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Couple drinks then you’re boxing pros
But these dudes went hard
And one will be scarred
As one chomped the other one’s nose
Favorite This! From Camp Marmal, they’re trying to clear
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And get home with their weapons and gear
But they hit a snag
With one major bag
And have to ship a shit ton of beer
Favorite This! Business wasn’t booming last year
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Some reassessing their chosen career
But Fuechschen persuaded
Some goods to be traded
To make bread to help sell their beer
Favorite This! They’ve lived in their house for year
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And wanted others to share in their cheer
To their neighbors, they write
After deciding to invite
Them all over for refreshing free beer
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“A drunkard who gets his comeuppance.”
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