Dying For a Drink from limericks

The Party’s Never Over from limericks

Scottish lad from limericks

Anheuser from limericks

As coronavirus draws near,
America's feeling the fear
Of COVID-19.
So what does this mean?
A boycott of Mexican beer.#coronavirus#COVID19US#coronabeer#coronabeervirushttps://t.co/ZYstBrry5q

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 28, 2020

As lockdowns and closures remain,
The crisis gets ever more plain -
To boost our resilience,
It seems tens of millions
Of pints must be poured down the drain.#UKlockdown #pubsclosed #beer https://t.co/s3bLJHfjMs

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) April 14, 2020

The Martini from limericks

There once was a man named Sweeney from limericks

There once was a lady Annheiuser
Who claimed that no man could surprise her
But Pabst took a chance
found a Schlitz in his pants
and now, she is sadder… Budweiser

In the check out at the food store
a nun was advising the poor:
“Hey you up in front!
That’s too many items you cunt!
And they won’t take food stamps for beer ya dumb whore.”