Keep it Dirty!
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading...From Camp Marmal, they’re trying to clear
And get home with their weapons and gear
But they hit a snag
With one major bag
And have to ship a shit ton of beer
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Business wasn’t booming last year
Some reassessing their chosen career
But Fuechschen persuaded
Some goods to be traded
To make bread to help sell their beer
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...They’ve lived in their house for year
And wanted others to share in their cheer
To their neighbors, they write
After deciding to invite
Them all over for refreshing free beer
Favorite This! 
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...
(No Ratings Yet)Loading... (No Ratings Yet)Loading...People love the fancy and fine
Like cheeses and grapes from the vine
But now that these pricks
Added this to the mix
Some’ll be too good for earth wine
Favorite This! 
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...We all do dumb shit when we’re drunk
Like gambling or trying to dunk
But this guy stole a sword
Then his guilt, he ignored
40 years ‘fore he returned it, the punk
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...We’ve all half-assed our jobs, just a bit
Maybe more than we’d like to admit
To have a whole operation
At the sewage station
Prob’ly makes wine just taste like shit
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Customers can be flat out rude
Someone’s always in a pissy mood
But this guy was sincere
Tipped 3k on a beer
Cause he is just one awesome dude
Favorite This!