Anheuser from limericks

As coronavirus draws near,
America's feeling the fear
Of COVID-19.
So what does this mean?
A boycott of Mexican beer.#coronavirus#COVID19US#coronabeer#coronabeervirushttps://t.co/ZYstBrry5q

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 28, 2020

As lockdowns and closures remain,
The crisis gets ever more plain -
To boost our resilience,
It seems tens of millions
Of pints must be poured down the drain.#UKlockdown #pubsclosed #beer https://t.co/s3bLJHfjMs

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) April 14, 2020

The Martini from limericks

There once was a man named Sweeney from limericks

There once was a lady Annheiuser
Who claimed that no man could surprise her
But Pabst took a chance
found a Schlitz in his pants
and now, she is sadder… Budweiser

In the check out at the food store
a nun was advising the poor:
“Hey you up in front!
That’s too many items you cunt!
And they won’t take food stamps for beer ya dumb whore.”

There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be Couth
He added some Vermouth
And slipped his chick a Martini!

There once was a barmaid named Gale
On whose breasts was the menu for ale
But since she was kind
For the sake of the blind
On her ass it was printed in Braille.

There once was a young barmaid from Wales
On her breasts were written the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were tatooed in braille