Bad Gromit! from limericks
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Bad Gromit!
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Like cheeses and grapes from the vine
But now that these pricks
Added this to the mix
Some’ll be too good for earth wine
Favorite This! We all do dumb shit when we’re drunk
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Like gambling or trying to dunk
But this guy stole a sword
Then his guilt, he ignored
40 years ‘fore he returned it, the punk
Favorite This! We’ve all half-assed our jobs, just a bit
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Maybe more than we’d like to admit
To have a whole operation
At the sewage station
Prob’ly makes wine just taste like shit
Favorite This! Customers can be flat out rude
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Someone’s always in a pissy mood
But this guy was sincere
Tipped 3k on a beer
Cause he is just one awesome dude
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There was a young woman named Ida
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Have a drink.
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Dying For a Drink
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The Party’s Never Over
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Scottish lad
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