Dying For a Drink

Dying For a Drink from limericks
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The Party’s Never Over

The Party’s Never Over from limericks
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Scottish lad

Scottish lad from limericks

Anheuser

Anheuser from limericks
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As coronavirus draws near

As lockdowns and closures remain,

The Martini

The Martini from limericks

There once was a man named Sweeney

There once was a man named Sweeney from limericks
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There once was a lady Annheiuser

There once was a lady Annheiuser
Who claimed that no man could surprise her
But Pabst took a chance
found a Schlitz in his pants
and now, she is sadder… Budweiser

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In the check out at the food store

In the check out at the food store
a nun was advising the poor:
“Hey you up in front!
That’s too many items you cunt!
And they won’t take food stamps for beer ya dumb whore.”

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