Keep it Dirty!
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Loading...In Israel, twas a bit of a spill
Killing things like turtles and krill
But the vets, they had found
That the mayo went down
Clearin’ oil much better than a pill
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But some do dumb shit when they’re broke
Was this what Tony ate
When he said “they’re grrreeaat?”
Forty pounds of cornflakes and coke
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His TikTok, many times has been viewed
He drank Ocean Spray
While he cruised the highway
Now his signed bottle, a museum, will include
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Jackson had feared for a loss
So he bet about drinking hot sauce
The spicy stuff, he did shoot
Then others followed suit
His joke’s now raised 10k, like a boss
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Ben and Jerry’s has made a new treat
Something yummy for your dog to eat
But seems unnecessary
The treat made of dairy
As they like to eat their own sheeet
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The EU just gave the thumbs up
On mealworms, saying we can eat up
Fried or barbequed
But to me it’s not food
If I eat it, I’ll fucking throw up
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A trucker was driving his route
When a loose screw must’ve come out
What the stores couldn’t take
Gave Bean’s Cafe a break
With free produce for them to dish out
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In their mouths, McDonald’s, some cram
The burgers I get, but hot damn
This one’s unreal,
Who’d try this meal
With oreo’s, mayo, and spam?
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...This year has truly been whack
And good times, there is quite a lack
But it’s looking up
Cause Mac’s cooking up
And they’re bringing McRibs fucking back!
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