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Loading...They put their supplies in their place
Getting ready to send it to space
NASA had a surprise
For their girls and their guys
With some pizza to stuff their face
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Europe, tensions did boil
So lawyers began to toil
Two chocolate hares
‘Swhat caused the affairs
And all of it over gold foil
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This isn’t just some wedding cake
It’s a quite famous keepsake
Over 40-years-old
Probably filled with mold
Someone paid two grand for a tummy ache
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This guy is a real shitty dude
And this move was truly quite crude
He got some citations
For killing crustaceans
Spoiling thousands of bucks in seafood
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Such an age is quite tough to obtain
Which he claims is from chicken brain
Said that he liked to eat
Chicken brain, not the meat
But to me, he sounds batshit insane
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Business wasn’t booming last year
Some reassessing their chosen career
But Fuechschen persuaded
Some goods to be traded
To make bread to help sell their beer
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The food on his tummy, so teeny
Looking for a steak or linguini
But his hunger won
Seeing the dog in the bun
And stole a bite off of somebody’s weeny
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Israel, twas a bit of a spill
Killing things like turtles and krill
But the vets, they had found
That the mayo went down
Clearin’ oil much better than a pill
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...At first, this sounds like some joke
But some do dumb shit when they’re broke
Was this what Tony ate
When he said “they’re grrreeaat?”
Forty pounds of cornflakes and coke
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Do you remember that one dude?
His TikTok, many times has been viewed
He drank Ocean Spray
While he cruised the highway
Now his signed bottle, a museum, will include
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Jackson had feared for a loss
So he bet about drinking hot sauce
The spicy stuff, he did shoot
Then others followed suit
His joke’s now raised 10k, like a boss
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Ben and Jerry’s has made a new treat
Something yummy for your dog to eat
But seems unnecessary
The treat made of dairy
As they like to eat their own sheeet
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The EU just gave the thumbs up
On mealworms, saying we can eat up
Fried or barbequed
But to me it’s not food
If I eat it, I’ll fucking throw up
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A trucker was driving his route
When a loose screw must’ve come out
What the stores couldn’t take
Gave Bean’s Cafe a break
With free produce for them to dish out
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In their mouths, McDonald’s, some cram
The burgers I get, but hot damn
This one’s unreal,
Who’d try this meal
With oreo’s, mayo, and spam?
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...This year has truly been whack
And good times, there is quite a lack
But it’s looking up
Cause Mac’s cooking up
And they’re bringing McRibs fucking back!
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...You’d hope that people would be wiser
But some need a full-time advisor
If to yellowstone yer goin’
It might be worth knowin’
Don’t try and cook dinner in the geyser
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Subway is not healthy they said,
In irish court, the attorney had pled
They shit on the chain
Saying “the loaves, they contain
Too much sugar to constitute bread!”
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading... (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a man from York
who picked his nose with a fork
when it got stuck
he said “i don’t give a fuck”
and walked around looking like a dork
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A hot little night nurse named Hearst
Got off with a bratwurst at first;
But her pleasure now lies
In a non-deli guise
As the interns take turns for the Wurst.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was an employee named Ross
Who was fired one day by his boss
Because he was found
With his pants on the ground
Dripping nasty stuff into the sauce
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a girl from Belize
Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you’re drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask “Some lemon juice, please.”
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