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Loading...They put their supplies in their place
Getting ready to send it to space
NASA had a surprise
For their girls and their guys
With some pizza to stuff their face
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Europe, tensions did boil
So lawyers began to toil
Two chocolate hares
‘Swhat caused the affairs
And all of it over gold foil
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It’s a quite famous keepsake
Over 40-years-old
Probably filled with mold
Someone paid two grand for a tummy ache
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This guy is a real shitty dude
And this move was truly quite crude
He got some citations
For killing crustaceans
Spoiling thousands of bucks in seafood
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Such an age is quite tough to obtain
Which he claims is from chicken brain
Said that he liked to eat
Chicken brain, not the meat
But to me, he sounds batshit insane
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Business wasn’t booming last year
Some reassessing their chosen career
But Fuechschen persuaded
Some goods to be traded
To make bread to help sell their beer
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The food on his tummy, so teeny
Looking for a steak or linguini
But his hunger won
Seeing the dog in the bun
And stole a bite off of somebody’s weeny
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Israel, twas a bit of a spill
Killing things like turtles and krill
But the vets, they had found
That the mayo went down
Clearin’ oil much better than a pill
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...At first, this sounds like some joke
But some do dumb shit when they’re broke
Was this what Tony ate
When he said “they’re grrreeaat?”
Forty pounds of cornflakes and coke
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Do you remember that one dude?
His TikTok, many times has been viewed
He drank Ocean Spray
While he cruised the highway
Now his signed bottle, a museum, will include
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