Papa John never ate all those pies
When quality-checking supplies.
He just ate a sample—
One slice, for example—
And fed us a diet of lies.

— Limericking (@Limericking) February 13, 2020

King of Vegan from limericks

Banana skins get a high ranking
From men on the internet wanking
But irritate cocks,
According to docs,
So leave them to monkeys, when spanking.https://t.co/bHNho00nZt

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 24, 2020

The president currently backs
Reductions in healthier snacks,
And thinks if you fry it
You've got a good diet,
Especially fries and Big Macs@Libericks @Limericking@twitmericks

https://t.co/sEbmXhGmHF pic.twitter.com/EZtFf3DrKx

— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) January 19, 2020

Mr Peanut, a fancy legume,
Has fallen deep down to his doom.
His spirit’s not gone
But surely lives on
(In hell, those who knew him assume).

— Limericking (@Limericking) January 23, 2020

Habañeros are not toys. from limericks

The #hamburglar pulled out the stops
When raiding fast-food joints and shops,
By making a meal
Of what he could steal.
He's now being grilled by the cops.https://t.co/I2j0dGfk2k

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 2, 2019

There once was a man from York
who picked his nose with a fork
when it got stuck
he said “i don’t give a fuck”
and walked around looking like a dork

A hot little night nurse named Hearst
Got off with a bratwurst at first;
But her pleasure now lies
In a non-deli guise
As the interns take turns for the Wurst.

There once was an employee named Ross
Who was fired one day by his boss
Because he was found
With his pants on the ground
Dripping nasty stuff into the sauce