Papa John never ate all those pies

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King of Vegan

King of Vegan from limericks
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Banana skins get a high ranking

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The president currently backs

Mr Peanut, a fancy legume,

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Habañeros are not toys.

Habañeros are not toys. from limericks
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The #hamburglar pulled out the stops

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There once was a man from York

There once was a man from York
who picked his nose with a fork
when it got stuck
he said “i don’t give a fuck”
and walked around looking like a dork

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A hot little night nurse named Hearst

A hot little night nurse named Hearst
Got off with a bratwurst at first;
But her pleasure now lies
In a non-deli guise
As the interns take turns for the Wurst.

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There once was an employee named Ross

There once was an employee named Ross
Who was fired one day by his boss
Because he was found
With his pants on the ground
Dripping nasty stuff into the sauce

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