Ivanka appeared on our screens
Displaying a can of baked beans;
Thus everyone saw
The ethical flaw
That Donald passed on in his genes@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #goyafoods

https://t.co/xKjbQqw5Rl pic.twitter.com/kTjhCgXjFV

— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) July 15, 2020

A clever Canadian guy
Raised pigs in his very own sty,
Then sold them for twice
Their regular price
By claiming he'd taught them to fly@CTVNews @Libericks@Limericking @twitmerickshttps://t.co/seJ59DwEZg pic.twitter.com/csdqdQZKIQ

— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) March 27, 2020

Papa John never ate all those pies
When quality-checking supplies.
He just ate a sample—
One slice, for example—
And fed us a diet of lies.

— Limericking (@Limericking) February 13, 2020

King of Vegan from limericks

Banana skins get a high ranking
From men on the internet wanking
But irritate cocks,
According to docs,
So leave them to monkeys, when spanking.https://t.co/bHNho00nZt

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 24, 2020

The president currently backs
Reductions in healthier snacks,
And thinks if you fry it
You've got a good diet,
Especially fries and Big Macs@Libericks @Limericking@twitmericks

https://t.co/sEbmXhGmHF pic.twitter.com/EZtFf3DrKx

— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) January 19, 2020

Mr Peanut, a fancy legume,
Has fallen deep down to his doom.
His spirit’s not gone
But surely lives on
(In hell, those who knew him assume).

— Limericking (@Limericking) January 23, 2020

Habañeros are not toys. from limericks

The #hamburglar pulled out the stops
When raiding fast-food joints and shops,
By making a meal
Of what he could steal.
He's now being grilled by the cops.https://t.co/I2j0dGfk2k

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 2, 2019

There once was a man from York
who picked his nose with a fork
when it got stuck
he said “i don’t give a fuck”
and walked around looking like a dork