A sporting scandal from limericks

A Christian bemoaned his damnation
From watching the halftime gyration.
The Lord up in yonder
Was then heard to ponder,
"You couldn't have changed the damn station?"@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #HalftimeShow2020

https://t.co/sc3nlqaH2E

— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 5, 2020

A boxer was heard to insist
The action is all in the wrist -
By beating his meat
On endless repeat,
He's practising hard with one fist.#tysonfury#furywilder2https://t.co/43R1wM3Iu8

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 15, 2020

“Congrats to the Chiefs on their win!”,
The President said with a grin.
“You’ve truly brought great
Esteem to a state
That isn’t the one that you’re in.”https://t.co/92bFieMnJd

— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) February 3, 2020

Leg Spinner Limerick from limericks

Batter up from limericks

Defying misogynist smears,
The US team triumphed, to cheers.
Moreover, these Yanks
Earned everyone’s thanks
By crushing the spirit of Piers.

— Limericking (@Limericking) July 2, 2019

There once was a man from Van Isle
Who said jogging just wasn’t his style.
“I’ll get my workouts,” he said,
“At home, in my bed,
‘Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!”