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Someone please make this guy a cake
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For a year of jumping in the lake
Even through the cold
The stunt didn’t get old
Now next time he’ll have to raise the stake
Favorite This! On tickets, she spent her money
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Her guest was a little bit funny
Brought to keep her chill
Gave the crowd a thrill
Such a hit was this therapy bunny
Favorite This! Rory’s shots aren’t often this bad
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But this one was off just a tad
He lined up his shot
Then gave it a swat
But ended up nailing his dad
Favorite This! Camille went on a walk with her bud
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But the stroll became a real dud
From enjoying the breeze
To sinking to her knees
She found herself stuck in the mud
Favorite This! The Lookouts had lost their mascot
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“Someone must’ve stole it” they thought
They started their hunt
To catch the ol’ cunt
But found the costume in the parking lot
Favorite This! MMA is pretty damn rough
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And those fighters are totally buff
In the midst of their scrap
Pliev’s finger went snap
Holy shit that guy’s so fuckin’ tough
Favorite This! In Yosemite some skiers had skied,
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But this time, a more dangerous deed
For if they fucked it up
In a cast, they’d wind up
And through a straw they would have to feed
Favorite This! An Ohio man needed no dare
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To keep him from cutting his hair
“I’ll cut it again,
If the Browns can win”
Six years later, a new do he’ll wear
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A sporting scandal
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