Goto had just won the gold
And the mayor had wanted to hold
The winning medal
But had to backpedal
For biting it like a five-year-old
Favorite This! Goto had just won the gold
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! Off to the links, he grabbed his sticks
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Then Smith got caught up with some dicks
Did not shoot his best
And stepped on a nest
Where hornets gave him some pricks
Favorite This! Winther had some golf balls to hit
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But first, he had to take a shit
Hit the bathroom before
Then went for the door
But locked himself in for a bit
Favorite This! Some folks from Kingsley are quite pissed
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As they’re shouting and shaking their fist
Hubbell kept scoring
Which got the crowd roaring
They sucked, how could he resist?
Favorite This! ‘Twas more than football to look at
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As there was a dangling cat
Who could have died
And we would have cried
Thankfully it didn’t go splat
Favorite This! Two brothers, they hiked really high
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So between two tall peaks, they could tie
The old record, they beat
With this dangerous feat
Just get shit-faced like a normal guy
Favorite This! A man, he was tearing down walls
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And made out with quite some odd hauls
Now under his house
It wasn’t a mouse
But a shit ton of bowling balls
Favorite This! The swimmers lined up for the race
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All hoping that they’d win first place
They made some headway
Before the delay
As a boat was in the wrong space
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Someone please make this guy a cake
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For a year of jumping in the lake
Even through the cold
The stunt didn’t get old
Now next time he’ll have to raise the stake
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