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A Christian bemoaned his damnation
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— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 5, 2020
From watching the halftime gyration.
The Lord up in yonder
Was then heard to ponder,
"You couldn't have changed the damn station?"@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #HalftimeShow2020
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A boxer was heard to insist
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— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 15, 2020
The action is all in the wrist -
By beating his meat
On endless repeat,
He's practising hard with one fist.#tysonfury#furywilder2https://t.co/43R1wM3Iu8
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“Congrats to the Chiefs on their win!”
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— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) February 3, 2020
The President said with a grin.
“You’ve truly brought great
Esteem to a state
That isn’t the one that you’re in.”https://t.co/92bFieMnJd
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The Holy Lady from Santa Cruz
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Defying misogynist smears,
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There once was a man from Van Isle
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Who said jogging just wasn’t his style.
“I’ll get my workouts,” he said,
“At home, in my bed,
‘Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!”
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