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Loading...In Yosemite, some skiers had skied,
But this time, a more dangerous deed
For if they fucked it up
In a cast, they’d wind up
And through a straw they would have to feed
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...An Ohio man needed no dare
To keep him from cutting his hair
“I’ll cut it again,
If the Browns can win”
Six years later, a new do he’ll wear
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A Christian bemoaned his damnation
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 5, 2020
From watching the halftime gyration.
The Lord up in yonder
Was then heard to ponder,
"You couldn't have changed the damn station?"@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #HalftimeShow2020
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A boxer was heard to insist
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 15, 2020
The action is all in the wrist -
By beating his meat
On endless repeat,
He's practising hard with one fist.#tysonfury#furywilder2https://t.co/43R1wM3Iu8
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...“Congrats to the Chiefs on their win!”,
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) February 3, 2020
The President said with a grin.
“You’ve truly brought great
Esteem to a state
That isn’t the one that you’re in.”https://t.co/92bFieMnJd
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Defying misogynist smears,
— Limericking (@Limericking) July 2, 2019
The US team triumphed, to cheers.
Moreover, these Yanks
Earned everyone’s thanks
By crushing the spirit of Piers.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a man from Van Isle
Who said jogging just wasn’t his style.
“I’ll get my workouts,” he said,
“At home, in my bed,
‘Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!”
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