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Loading...Got the call, and the cops were in route
Heard of criminals after some loot
The boots hit the ground
But they soon found
Just some dudes, mid-video shoot
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Some crimes were mild while others, abhorrent
But these jailers lacked empathy,
Even the Devil’d have sympathy
‘Cause that much “Baby Shark’ is just torment
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some country musicians of fame
— Limericking (@Limericking) July 9, 2020
Have a new anti-racism aim.
Step one, they report,
Is going to court
To steal a Black blues singer’s name.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young girl of Angina
Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock
(With the proper sized cock)
Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young fellow from Sparta.
A really magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
He’d fart “God Save the Queen”,
And Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...“I’m sick of Tchaikovsky”, said May,
“And this Handel and Bach that we play.”
So she put down her fiddle
And diddled her middle;
“It’s time for Depussy I say.”
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...That piano man’s surely the leanest
and shortest and smallest and meanest.
I aquired him, said Feeny,
As a gift from a Genie
When he thought I said thirteen-inch pianist
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