In Chicago, a man lost his flute
Blue line to O’Hare, was his route
But he found it, hooray,
Once again, he can give it a tootFavorite This!
They came to the jail, by will or by warrant
Some crimes were mild while others, abhorrent
But these jailers lacked empathy,
Even the Devil’d have sympathy
‘Cause that much “Baby Shark’ is just tormentFavorite This!