In Chicago, a man lost his flute
Blue line to O’Hare, was his route
Worth 22k
But he found it, hooray,
Once again, he can give it a toot
Favorite This! In Chicago, a man lost his flute
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! A man was counting some sheep
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And quickly, he fell fast asleep
“I can’t swallow,” he told
To the doctor, who pulled
His headphone, from his throat, really deep
Favorite This! We’ve been stuck inside for so long
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With our beer, our games, and our bong,
So we tried something new
Just to make it through
We be singin’ that old sailor song
Favorite This! In Indiana, they’ve lifted their ban
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One in place for a 50 year span
Now the hippies can run
They can play in the sun
And smoke weed in their Volkswagen van
Favorite This! Got the call, and the cops were in route
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Heard of criminals after some loot
The boots hit the ground
But they soon found
Just some dudes, mid-video shoot
Favorite This! They came to the jail, by will or by warrant
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Some crimes were mild while others, abhorrent
But these jailers lacked empathy,
Even the Devil’d have sympathy
‘Cause that much “Baby Shark’ is just torment
Favorite This! There was a young girl of Angina
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Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock
(With the proper sized cock)
Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
Favorite This! There was a young fellow from Sparta
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A really magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
He’d fart “God Save the Queen”,
And Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.
Favorite This! “I’m sick of Tchaikovsky”, said May
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“And this Handel and Bach that we play.”
So she put down her fiddle
And diddled her middle;
“It’s time for Depussy I say.”
Favorite This! That piano man’s surely the leanest
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and shortest and smallest and meanest.
I aquired him, said Feeny,
As a gift from a Genie
When he thought I said thirteen-inch pianist
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