This man was headed to a cell
But cops saw that he wasn’t well
Saw something in the man
Through the body scan
They found a shotgun shell
Tag: weapons
Some collectors, they choose to own
Some collectors, they choose to own
Comic books, old pornos, or cologne
Some of these buyer’s
Collection requires
Guns and things used by Capone
A Munich man was flying back
A Munich man was flying back
Traveling with only his rucksack
Was it just dumb luck,
Or’s he a dim fuck?
‘Cause it looked like he planned to attack
With the cat, she was having some fun
With the cat, she was having some fun
Using the laser pointer on a gun
Things soon went awry
Her friend shot in the thigh
Just about a foot of his bun
He was learning to shoot chipmunks dead
He was learning to shoot chipmunks dead
But this little shot, he misread
They’ll need a band-aid
Since it ricocheted
And shot his uncle in the head
In the dirt, it was buried and snug
In the dirt, it was buried and snug
But a mysterious thing they undug
They were afraid
It was a grenade
But turned out to be a butt plug
With a gun, he walked into the foyer
With a gun, he walked into the foyer
“It’s a fake!” said his old employer
He tried to play cool
But is truly a fool
As he now wants to be his own lawyer
We all do dumb shit when we’re drunk
We all do dumb shit when we’re drunk
Like gambling or trying to dunk
But this guy stole a sword
Then his guilt, he ignored
40 years ‘fore he returned it, the punk
His actions, unruly and sus
His actions, unruly and sus
The chaos, it caused quite a fuss
This asshole should have known
That in jail he’d be thrown
For shooting a flamethrower off of a bus
Remember those assholes with guns?
Remember those assholes with guns?
The pricks on their lawn, yeah those ones
Now they’re looking to sue
For the attention they drew
But they deserve all the looks and the shuns
resident of the town of Albany
In 1994, a resident of the town of Albany suffered a burglary
A lot of things were stolen, including a Television and some armory
A resident had recently got the shotgun in his possession
But he didn’t steal it according to the investigation
All the things, including the shotgun were returned to their owner on its 26th anniversary