This man was headed to a cell
But cops saw that he wasn’t well
Saw something in the man
Through the body scan
They found a shotgun shell
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Comic books, old pornos, or cologne
Some of these buyer’s
Collection requires
Guns and things used by Capone
Favorite This! A Munich man was flying back
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Traveling with only his rucksack
Was it just dumb luck,
Or’s he a dim fuck?
‘Cause it looked like he planned to attack
Favorite This! With the cat, she was having some fun
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Using the laser pointer on a gun
Things soon went awry
Her friend shot in the thigh
Just about a foot of his bun
Favorite This! He was learning to shoot chipmunks dead
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But this little shot, he misread
They’ll need a band-aid
Since it ricocheted
And shot his uncle in the head
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The good people of #SanJose
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) May 27, 2021
Can give thanks to the @NRA
For the work that they’ve done
To make sure that a gun
Would make widows and orphans today#GunReformNow @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Libericks @LimeriTweets @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @LouC17 @smotus https://t.co/QVKJL6DQYj
Favorite This! In the dirt, it was buried and snug
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But a mysterious thing they undug
They were afraid
It was a grenade
But turned out to be a butt plug
Favorite This! With a gun, he walked into the foyer
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“It’s a fake!” said his old employer
He tried to play cool
But is truly a fool
As he now wants to be his own lawyer
Favorite This! We all do dumb shit when we’re drunk
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Like gambling or trying to dunk
But this guy stole a sword
Then his guilt, he ignored
40 years ‘fore he returned it, the punk
Favorite This! His actions, unruly and sus
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The chaos, it caused quite a fuss
This asshole should have known
That in jail he’d be thrown
For shooting a flamethrower off of a bus
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