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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) October 12, 2021
Was accused of acts rapey & randy
With an underaged teen
But thanks 2 the #Queen
No charges: being prince comes in handy#Epstein #PrinceAndrew @Limericking @BotLimerick @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @GodOfLimericks @LouC17 @Limerick_News https://t.co/m8LvAfotPd
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Rats are your typical pests
In dumpsters, where they build their nests
Trav’ling Rome in masse
And smelling like ass
As boars are their unwanted guests
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This man found Macron a disgrace
And thought he’d put him in his place
As quite the dead-eye
He let the egg fly
And nearly hit him in face
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Our mail is slower, not faster
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) October 2, 2021
Because our current postmaster
Mr. Louis #DeJoy
Hatched a sinister ploy
To create chaos and disaster #usps #firedejoynow @Libericks @LimeriTweets @LouC17 @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @smotus #usps https://t.co/B2VALCp1X4
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Texas, where freedoms are sought,
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) June 17, 2021
There's nary a spare kilowatt.
And now, by decree,
They can pack permit-free,
But turn on AC? They can not.#AbbottFailedTexasAgain #TexasPowerGrid @Libericks @Limericking @twitmericks https://t.co/A4LLF8bYBl
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...At a park, Merkel shared a few words
While feeding some tropical birds
Then one bit her hand
And the photo was grand
Plus I’m sure she was covered in turds
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...These leaders were having a chat
And quite a good one at that
But Peanut thought
He’d risk a swat
Being cute is what he is good at
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...It’s somewhat sad and surprisin’
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) October 6, 2021
But you can bet that I’ll be revizin’
My own cell phone plan
From #MAGAt @OAN
Bye @ATT. Hello @verizon!@GodOfLimericks @LouC17 @Libericks @Limerick_News @LimeriTweets @Limericking @Libericks @smotus @maddow https://t.co/KvhdfTfk1z
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...‘Twas greed, not blind ambition
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) July 5, 2021
That gave #Weisselberg rent & tuition
Everyone saw
How the #Trumps broke the law
It’s part of their family tradition#LockThemUp @LimeriTweets @Limericking @Libericks @Mick_Limerick @GodOfLimericks @LouC17 @Limerick_News @PoemsForTruth @smotus https://t.co/EVkTl3fgMi
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Ms. #Kaleigh has flatly denied
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) June 14, 2021
That she and her boss ever lied
Her faith in Lord
Means we should take her word
Despite #600,000 that died@kayleighmcenany @LimeriTweets @Limericking @Libericks @Libericks @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @Mick_Limerick @LouC17 @smotus https://t.co/2lZPtXLAsn
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