The cops have saved cats and some dogs,
They’ve even saved rodents and frogs
But this one is new
For the cops in Peru
They can add wallaroo to their logs


Keep it Dirty!
The cops have saved cats and some dogs,
They’ve even saved rodents and frogs
But this one is new
For the cops in Peru
They can add wallaroo to their logs
People say that the ending is nigh
As meteors fall from the sky
It must be too much fun
Seeing us flail as we run
For fuck’s sake, just please let us die
In Berlin, the Danish Mayflies
Won such an illustrious prize
But their lives are bleak
As they’re dead in a week
Cause it’s born, then fucks, and then dies