Off to the links, he grabbed his sticks
Then Smith got caught up with some dicks
Did not shoot his best
And stepped on a nest
Where hornets gave him some pricks
Tag: nature
Rats are your typical pests
Rats are your typical pests
In dumpsters, where they build their nests
Trav’ling Rome in masse
And smelling like ass
As boars are their unwanted guests
The mouse trap is a great device
The mouse trap is a great device
It’s fast and it’s quick and precise
But our blokes down under
Need lightning’ and thunder
To exterminate this many mice
Souvenirs are post cards or hat
Souvenirs are postcards or hats
Or even a meaningful tat
They stole some land
A shit ton of sand
What the fuck would they do with all that?
The driver’s window was ajar
The driver’s window was ajar
Just listenin’ to some NPR
The bug must’ve thought
“Outside is quite hot”
It flew in and fucked up their car
A couple was digging a pool
A couple was digging a pool
When they came across something quite cool
While smashing through stones
They found really old bones
Which surely made their doggy drool
Sometimes it takes all of your power
Sometimes it takes all of your power
To think of your commute not so sour
But a cow and a gator
Made everyone later
By blocking the road in rush hour
Does the idea of neighbors sound vile?
Does the idea of neighbors sound vile?
The thought of seclusion makes you smile?
Well you might be in luck
You grouchy ol’ fuck
Because now you can buy your own isle
A man had just bought some groceries,
A man had just bought some groceries,
Got to his car, and pulled out his keys
He looked in the backseat
Then chose to retreat
To get away from fuckton of bees
As a part of the scientists’ staff
As a part of the scientists’ staff
They discovered something worth a laugh
From one slug, you’ll get two
And all you have to do
Is take it and cut it in half
The cops have saved cats and some dogs
The cops have saved cats and some dogs,
They’ve even saved rodents and frogs
But this one is new
For the cops in Peru
They can add wallaroo to their logs
People say that the ending is nigh
People say that the ending is nigh
As meteors fall from the sky
It must be too much fun
Seeing us flail as we run
For fuck’s sake, just please let us die
In Berlin, the Danish Mayflies
In Berlin, the Danish Mayflies
Won such an illustrious prize
But their lives are bleak
As they’re dead in a week
Cause it’s born, then fucks, and then dies