This call must have been a headache

This call must have been a headache

Considering his health was at stake

Knew it’d be a battle

When he heard the rattle

Hours later he pulled the last snake

Some people like baking cakes

Some people like baking cakes

Or fixing car tires and brakes

This dude from LV

Gets his own glee

By caring for 30 fucking snakes

A snake’s on the loose in Raleigh

A snake’s on the loose in Raleigh

After some moron’s folly

A bite from this guy

Could cause you to die

And seeing it might make you pee

The rattlesnake, he had to remove

The rattlesnake, he had to remove

“I can do it,” he wanted prove

Grab it with the tong

And heard its snake song

Then got bit, what a total dad move 

Some have found flies in their stew,

Some have found flies in their stew,

In their salad, a cockroach or two,

But a snake in your greens

Seems like it means

That Australia is just trying to fuck you

A couple had feared for outbreaks

A couple had feared for outbreaks

Which was causing them some headaches

But the couple claim

The purpose of the flame

Was to get rid of all of the snakes

Something was wrong with their dryer

Something was wrong with their dryer

A repairman, they decided to hire

So he took a look

And found in the nook

A snake with a mouthful of wire

Some reptiles are causing headaches

Some reptiles are causing headaches

As they’re causing some minor outbreaks

Now the Florida commission’s

Against new admissions

So they’re restricting iguanas and snakes

By the snake, the man was enticed

By the snake, the man was enticed

But 300 bucks was just overpriced

Pet in hand, he took off

The fucking jerk-off

But stealing a boa is such a lame heist

A sweet Mustang, the python had eyed

A sweet Mustang, the python had eyed

So swiftly he squirmed right inside

They had the galls

To bust his snake balls

When he really just needed a ride