This call must have been a headache
Considering his health was at stake
Knew it’d be a battle
When he heard the rattle
Hours later he pulled the last snake
Keep it Dirty!
This call must have been a headache
Considering his health was at stake
Knew it’d be a battle
When he heard the rattle
Hours later he pulled the last snake
Some people like baking cakes
Or fixing car tires and brakes
This dude from LV
Gets his own glee
By caring for 30 fucking snakes
A snake’s on the loose in Raleigh
After some moron’s folly
A bite from this guy
Could cause you to die
And seeing it might make you pee
The rattlesnake, he had to remove
“I can do it,” he wanted prove
Grab it with the tong
And heard its snake song
Then got bit, what a total dad move
Some have found flies in their stew,
In their salad, a cockroach or two,
But a snake in your greens
Seems like it means
That Australia is just trying to fuck you
A couple had feared for outbreaks
Which was causing them some headaches
But the couple claim
The purpose of the flame
Was to get rid of all of the snakes
Something was wrong with their dryer
A repairman, they decided to hire
So he took a look
And found in the nook
A snake with a mouthful of wire
Some reptiles are causing headaches
As they’re causing some minor outbreaks
Now the Florida commission’s
Against new admissions
So they’re restricting iguanas and snakes
By the snake, the man was enticed
But 300 bucks was just overpriced
Pet in hand, he took off
The fucking jerk-off
But stealing a boa is such a lame heist
A sweet Mustang, the python had eyed
So swiftly he squirmed right inside
They had the galls
To bust his snake balls
When he really just needed a ride