Holier Than Thou? from limericks
A prominent Christian named JerryWho found that his midriff was hairy,And showed us his curls While posing with girlsHad sexiness level "Not Very"@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking #JerryFalwellJr https://t.co/vLmuWsSZ97 https://t.co/OgAVQOr7oy
A prominent Christian named Jerry
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) August 5, 2020
Who found that his midriff was hairy,
And showed us his curls
While posing with girls
Had sexiness level "Not Very"@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking #JerryFalwellJr
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There was a ridiculous man
There was a ridiculous man
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) May 26, 2020
Who led a ridiculous clan
Of grifters and haters
And chaos-creators
Who like his ridiculous tan#TrumpIsAnIdiot
An old woman citing the Bible
An old woman citing the Bible
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 20, 2020
Sued gay people, holding them liable
For global malaise;
The judge backed the gays,
And ruled her complaint was not viable.https://t.co/25WK2jJiaY@PinkNews @fakedansavage
“Jane Roe” from the case Roe v. Wade
“Jane Roe” from the case Roe v. Wade
— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) May 19, 2020
Began as pro-choice, but then strayed.
Conservatives noted
Her flip-flop and gloated;
She did it, we’ve learned, cuz they paid.https://t.co/XtLyYcXDnk
Corona is causing a scare
"Corona is causing a scare
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 28, 2020
And here's why it's really unfair:
The over-reliance
On 'medical science'
Which we'll be replacing with prayer"@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus
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Some worshippers, carrying on,
Some worshippers, carrying on,
— Limericking (@Limericking) April 6, 2020
Have seen open churches and gone,
Misled by their pastors
And other disasters
Like Florida governor Ron.
A Christian bemoaned his damnation
A Christian bemoaned his damnation
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 5, 2020
From watching the halftime gyration.
The Lord up in yonder
Was then heard to ponder,
"You couldn't have changed the damn station?"@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #HalftimeShow2020
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The great evangelical squad
The great evangelical squad
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 6, 2020
Who gathered to cheer and applaud
Their victorious king
Was missing one thing:
"I wasn't invited", said God#NationalPrayerBreakfast@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking
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