There was a ridiculous man
Who led a ridiculous clan
Of grifters and haters
And chaos-creators
Who like his ridiculous tan#TrumpIsAnIdiot

— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) May 26, 2020

An old woman citing the Bible
Sued gay people, holding them liable
For global malaise;
The judge backed the gays,
And ruled her complaint was not viable.https://t.co/25WK2jJiaY@PinkNews @fakedansavage

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 20, 2020

“Jane Roe” from the case Roe v. Wade
Began as pro-choice, but then strayed.
Conservatives noted
Her flip-flop and gloated;
She did it, we’ve learned, cuz they paid.https://t.co/XtLyYcXDnk

— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) May 19, 2020

The Day After Fat Tuesday from limericks

"Corona is causing a scare
And here's why it's really unfair:
The over-reliance
On 'medical science'
Which we'll be replacing with prayer"@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus

https://t.co/fHL1j8Ebec pic.twitter.com/RxlS9COuBV

— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 28, 2020

Some worshippers, carrying on,
Have seen open churches and gone,
Misled by their pastors
And other disasters
Like Florida governor Ron.

— Limericking (@Limericking) April 6, 2020

A Christian bemoaned his damnation
From watching the halftime gyration.
The Lord up in yonder
Was then heard to ponder,
"You couldn't have changed the damn station?"@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #HalftimeShow2020

https://t.co/sc3nlqaH2E

— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 5, 2020

The great evangelical squad
Who gathered to cheer and applaud
Their victorious king
Was missing one thing:
"I wasn't invited", said God#NationalPrayerBreakfast@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking

https://t.co/1vAJBAI8Jz pic.twitter.com/cKSbRgB1p3

— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 6, 2020

A Roman and a Greek one from limericks