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Loading...These #bishops won’t give Joe their blessing
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) June 20, 2021
But they balk at fully addressing
The #predatorpriests
Who acted like beasts
Their hypocrisy’s rather depressing#BidenCommunion @Limericking @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks @LouC17 https://t.co/YbNFexutxP
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...People just want to have hope
Some get it from booze or from dope
What does it for me
Is this pic, you see
Of Spider-man and the Pope
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...The sidewalk’s where these assholes perch
In mailboxes, they do their search
Just looking for cash
To add to their stash
What’s the punishment for stealing from church?
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A prominent Christian named Jerry
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) August 5, 2020
Who found that his midriff was hairy,
And showed us his curls
While posing with girls
Had sexiness level "Not Very"@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking #JerryFalwellJr
https://t.co/vLmuWsSZ97 pic.twitter.com/OgAVQOr7oy
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a ridiculous man
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) May 26, 2020
Who led a ridiculous clan
Of grifters and haters
And chaos-creators
Who like his ridiculous tan#TrumpIsAnIdiot
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...An old woman citing the Bible
— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 20, 2020
Sued gay people, holding them liable
For global malaise;
The judge backed the gays,
And ruled her complaint was not viable.https://t.co/25WK2jJiaY@PinkNews @fakedansavage
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