People just want to have hope
Some get it from booze or from dope
What does it for me
Is this pic, you see
Of Spider-man and the Pope
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! The sidewalk’s where these assholes perch
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In mailboxes, they do their search
Just looking for cash
To add to their stash
What’s the punishment for stealing from church?
Favorite This! The pastor and the cat
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young Rabbi from peru
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young Rabbi from peru,
Who was vainly attempting to screw,
His wife said “Oi vey”,
If you keep up this way,
The Messiah will come before you do.
Favorite This! I know a tall Sunday school teacher
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Who wanted to screw the short preacher.
She flashed him some thigh,
But her pussy seemed high,
So he stood on a chair just to reach her.
Favorite This! An indiscrete deacon named Fred
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Coaxed the minister’s wife into bed.
She seductively posed,
With her blessings exposed,
Thank God for this heavenly spread.
Favorite This! In the check out at the food store
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a nun was advising the poor:
“Hey you up in front!
That’s too many items you cunt!
And they won’t take food stamps for beer ya dumb whore.”
Favorite This! There once was a Jew from Peru
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who was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife screamed “oy vey,
if you keep up this way,
The Messiah will come before you.”
Favorite This! The Girl From Arabia
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A devout Muslim, Mohammed was her savior
To save her from sin
The surgeon cut in
And removed every bit of her labia.
Favorite This! “You, choirboy!” ordered the pastor
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“Bend over the pew for your Master!”
He said with a moan
As he slipped him a bone.
“Now just wag your tail a bit faster!”
Favorite This! A lascivious monk from Dundee
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Buggered a nun in a tree
While deep in her ass
He chanted High Mass
And even the Pope came to see
Favorite This! They wanted to put Bill in jail
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For using his house to chase tail
But the judge wasn’t fooled
Saw no crime so he ruled:
“Not guilty! He didn’t inhale.”
Favorite This! A lovely young bride name of Kylie
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Said, “Husband, I don’t rate you highly.
I have to confess
I prefer the caress
And the fucking of Father O’Reilly.”
Favorite This! There once was a monk from Kerplunks
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Whose body was that of a hunk’s
The nuns all went woozy
when he stepped into the jacuzzi
For the monk had forgotten his trunks.
Favorite This! There once was a man from Siberia
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Whose morals were really inferior
He did to a nun,
What he shouldn’t have done
And now she’s a mother superior
Favorite This! There once was an abbot of Brittany
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Who chanted this desolate litany:
“If Christ is the Source
Of Divine Intercourse,
Then how come I don’t ever gitany?”
Favorite This! There once was an altar boy from Crewe
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Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,
“The Bishop was quicker,
And thicker and slicker,
And two inches longer than you.”
Favorite This! In chapel the sight of young May
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...In chapel the sight of young May
Caused young Timothy trouser affray
And a sticky wet palm
At the end of the psalm
When the minister said “Come, Let us spray.”
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