Cod is Dead from limericks
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Holier Than Thou?
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A prominent Christian named JerryWho found that his midriff was hairy,And showed us his curls While posing with girlsHad sexiness level "Not Very"@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking #JerryFalwellJr https://t.co/vLmuWsSZ97 https://t.co/OgAVQOr7oy
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— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) August 5, 2020
Who found that his midriff was hairy,
And showed us his curls
While posing with girls
Had sexiness level "Not Very"@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking #JerryFalwellJr
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There was a ridiculous man
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— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) May 26, 2020
Who led a ridiculous clan
Of grifters and haters
And chaos-creators
Who like his ridiculous tan#TrumpIsAnIdiot
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An old woman citing the Bible
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— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 20, 2020
Sued gay people, holding them liable
For global malaise;
The judge backed the gays,
And ruled her complaint was not viable.https://t.co/25WK2jJiaY@PinkNews @fakedansavage
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“Jane Roe” from the case Roe v. Wade
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— Liberal Limericks (@Libericks) May 19, 2020
Began as pro-choice, but then strayed.
Conservatives noted
Her flip-flop and gloated;
She did it, we’ve learned, cuz they paid.https://t.co/XtLyYcXDnk
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The Day After Fat Tuesday
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Corona is causing a scare
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— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) February 28, 2020
And here's why it's really unfair:
The over-reliance
On 'medical science'
Which we'll be replacing with prayer"@Libericks @twitmericks@Limericking #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus
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Some worshippers, carrying on,
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— Limericking (@Limericking) April 6, 2020
Have seen open churches and gone,
Misled by their pastors
And other disasters
Like Florida governor Ron.
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