There once was a man named Sprockett
Who walked with his hand in his pocket
He was able to hide
What he was doing inside
Till he shot off like a Fourth of July rocket.

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At the museum, they were making their round
A Southern man recently died
Some break-ups just flat out suck
Like the last stand of General Custer
So brightly, his Christmas cheers shine