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Loading...This Aussie had gotten quite bored
Some supplies, he started to hoard
Quarantine had it’s perk
With lots of time to work
Now he’s the cowboy of cardboard
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A couple was driving around
When a pine tree was suddenly downed
The tree hit their ride
Luckily no one died
But their injuries surely abound
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...On his Twitter, Mark had to admit
Of graffiti on the rocks he had writ
Go so suck of Trump
You pathetic old grump
This Q-Anoner’s a real piece of shit
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...At a yard sale, an antique was sold
But its value had not been foretold
Some experts did say
It’s worth 500k
For that price, it had better be gold
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A man standing handsome and lax,
In a jacket and freshly pressed slacks
You walk over to him,
Place your hand on his limb
It’s Don Draper but he’s made of wax
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Yosemite, some skiers had skied,
But this time, a more dangerous deed
For if they fucked it up
In a cast, they’d wind up
And through a straw they would have to feed
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some reptiles are causing headaches
As they’re causing some minor outbreaks
Now the Florida commission’s
Against new admissions
So they’re restricting iguanas and snakes
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...No one knew if Brandy was alive
15 years, no one’d thought she’d survive
I’m sure she’d come home
From her lengthy roam
Maybe waiting until she could drive
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In the basement of a UM library,
Lurked something so creepy and scary
So the crew, they flipped shit
Fearing they might get bit,
Twas spiders that made them so wary
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...In Israel, twas a bit of a spill
Killing things like turtles and krill
But the vets, they had found
That the mayo went down
Clearin’ oil much better than a pill
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