Her neighbor was being a twit
Pringle just couldn’t allow it
So she hatched a plan
To fool the man
Now he owns a box full of shit
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As his airplane took to the sky
Luckily, he got it back
As it’s worth a fat stack
But if I lost that thing I’d just die
Favorite This! Got the call, and the cops were in route
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Heard of criminals after some loot
The boots hit the ground
But they soon found
Just some dudes, mid-video shoot
Favorite This! This man just, he wouldn’t quit
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As he searched through 9 tons of shit
To go through all that stink
Really makes you think
How much cash was in that wall-it?
Favorite This! The players had all paid their fare
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As they picked their numbers with care
But they were quite pissed
When they heard the twist
All those winnings, they’d have to share
Favorite This! Kids always have something to prove
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This one wanted his grandad removed
Claims he’s related to POTUS
And insists that he showed us
As for the judge, he did not approve
Favorite This! In Bavaria, the statue stood strong
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Twas as girthy, as it was long
The artistic hard-on
Was there and then gone
Now, in its place, a brilliant new dong
Favorite This! The cops have saved cats and some dogs
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They’ve even saved rodents and frogs
But this one is new
For the cops in Peru
They can add wallaroo to their logs
Favorite This! People say that the ending is nigh
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As meteors fall from the sky
It must be too much fun
Seeing us flail as we run
For fuck’s sake, just please let us die
Favorite This! Robots are groovin’ and dancing around
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So fun to watch them really get down
But when they rise up
And our homes, they blow up
Your smile will turn to a sad, little frown
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