Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light
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Put on a great trick
sat for a day
till he felt ok
Then came down like a prick
Favorite This! Teachers scrambled for a dollar
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Made the internet holler
we should give a fuck
what they did for a buck
And to not live in squalor
Favorite This! These residents had an odd guest
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One some might even call a pest
Crawled out from the drain
The one meant for rain
Was a gator who looked a bit stressed
Favorite This! These painters were doing their work
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A homeowner, this did quite irk
Cut the rope knife
Which threatened their life
Who does this shit? What a jerk!
Favorite This! The Trumpies, they think themselves smart
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A new saying, they wanted to start
“Let’s go Brandon,” they yell
But the message they sell
“Fuck Joe Biden” is at the heart
Favorite This! On her costume, she did her best
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But was threatened with arrest
Construction was planned
And she took a stand
‘Cause technically it was protest
Favorite This! “It’s fucking gone?” Jimmy cussed
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He didn’t know who to trust
Just when he thought
No one would be caught
Someone returned the lost bust
Favorite This! These Georgians are getting freaked
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Some even yelled and some shrieked
The Joro Spider
Must be a boat rider
As over from Asia they sneaked
Favorite This! A man from PA’s on defense
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After his tiny offense
He bought Mountain Dew
And then bid adieu
But was short by 43 cents
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