Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light


Keep it Dirty!
Florida man at night
Didn’t seem so bright
Cops felt his dick
he said it was a trick
Should have turned on his light
A cat up a stick
Put on a great trick
sat for a day
till he felt ok
Then came down like a prick
Teachers scrambled for a dollar
Made the internet holler
we should give a fuck
what they did for a buck
And to not live in squalor
These residents had an odd guest
One some might even call a pest
Crawled out from the drain
The one meant for rain
Was a gator who looked a bit stressed
These painters were doing their work
A homeowner, this did quite irk
Cut the rope knife
Which threatened their life
Who does this shit? What a jerk!
The Trumpies, they think themselves smart
A new saying, they wanted to start
“Let’s go Brandon,” they yell
But the message they sell
“Fuck Joe Biden” is at the heart
On her costume, she did her best
But was threatened with arrest
Construction was planned
And she took a stand
‘Cause technically it was protest
“It’s fucking gone?” Jimmy cussed
He didn’t know who to trust
Just when he thought
No one would be caught
Someone returned the lost bust
These Georgians are getting freaked
Some even yelled and some shrieked
The Joro Spider
Must be a boat rider
As over from Asia they sneaked
A man from PA’s on defense
After his tiny offense
He bought Mountain Dew
And then bid adieu
But was short by 43 cents