These gardeners just want to know
About seeds and how they should sow
But Facebook’s upset
Thinking it’s a threat
Flipping shit about the word “hoe”
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! The swimmers lined up for the race
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All hoping that they’d win first place
They made some headway
Before the delay
As a boat was in the wrong space
Favorite This! That wondering steer, he did pass
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He is back home and chewing on grass
Another is loose
Not a sheep or goosed
But now on the run is an ass
Favorite This! An aquarium is letting you bid
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On belugas that Canada rid
People picking the name
Is a dangerous game
They’ll get something like “Asshat” or “Shid”
Favorite This! ‘Twas quite the odd task that they did
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By testing some things off the grid
They took from the sea
Put in zero-G
What happens, in space, to a squid?
Favorite This! People just want to have hope
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Some get it from booze or from dope
What does it for me
Is this pic, you see
Of Spider-man and the Pope
Favorite This! Now Tesla may be a bit fucked
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As some drivers, from cars have been chucked
Cause robots were driving
Now people are dying
So Cali’s looking at misconduct
Favorite This! Do ETs exist? We don’t know
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If so, they haven’t said “hello”
Some scientist’s thoughts
Think there’s good spots
For them to watch this shit show
Favorite This! Someone please make this guy a cake
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For a year of jumping in the lake
Even through the cold
The stunt didn’t get old
Now next time he’ll have to raise the stake
Favorite This! There once was a bear in AZ
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That climbed what he thought was a tree
The utility pole
S’where he ended his stroll
Made it down and now he runs free
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