Her neighbor was being a twit
Pringle just couldn’t allow it
So she hatched a plan
To fool the man
Now he owns a box full of shit


Keep it Dirty!
Her neighbor was being a twit
Pringle just couldn’t allow it
So she hatched a plan
To fool the man
Now he owns a box full of shit
A man left some art by Tanguy
As his airplane took to the sky
Luckily, he got it back
As it’s worth a fat stack
But if I lost that thing I’d just die
Got the call, and the cops were in route
Heard of criminals after some loot
The boots hit the ground
But they soon found
Just some dudes, mid-video shoot
This man just, he wouldn’t quit
As he searched through 9 tons of shit
To go through all that stink
Really makes you think
How much cash was in that wall-it?
The players had all paid their fare
As they picked their numbers with care
But they were quite pissed
When they heard the twist
All those winnings, they’d have to share
Kids always have something to prove
This one wanted his grandad removed
Claims he’s related to POTUS
And insists that he showed us
As for the judge, he did not approve
In Bavaria, the statue stood strong
Twas as girthy, as it was long
The artistic hard-on
Was there and then gone
Now, in its place, a brilliant new dong
The cops have saved cats and some dogs,
They’ve even saved rodents and frogs
But this one is new
For the cops in Peru
They can add wallaroo to their logs
People say that the ending is nigh
As meteors fall from the sky
It must be too much fun
Seeing us flail as we run
For fuck’s sake, just please let us die
Robots are groovin’ and dancing around
So fun to watch them really get down
But when they rise up
And our homes, they blow up
Your smile will turn to a sad, little frown