There was a young girl from Mauritius,
Who said “that last shag was delicious!”
“But next time you cum”
“Can u cum up me bum”
“Cos that scab on your knob is suspicious!”

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Her pussy lips flapped as she farted
“The Bible is great – you can’t beat it!
#Racists now march in DC
An artist who sawed the odd lump
To New Zealand, the woman had flown