There was a young man named McAmiter
Who had a tool of prodigious diameter.
What gave the girls surprise
Was not his size,
But his rhythm, iambic pentameter.

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The players had all paid their fare
A hooker named sue
She started to fondle and grope
Young Pedro from Malaga, Spain,
There once was a man named Dave,