There was a young man named McAmiter
Who had a tool of prodigious diameter.
What gave the girls surprise
Was not his size,
But his rhythm, iambic pentameter.

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Remember that Little Miss Muffet
A worried young man from Stamboul
When I am coaxed into a poetry battle on FB
On the chair some like to sit
Pets, they can make perfect friends