There was a young man named McAmiter
Who had a tool of prodigious diameter.
What gave the girls surprise
Was not his size,
But his rhythm, iambic pentameter.

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Everyone knows what McConnell’s about
There once was a girl from New Haven
Oh how styles have changed
The Dem nomination, Mike thought