I sat by the Duchess at tea
And she asked: “Do you fart when you pee?”
I said with some wit:
“Do you belch when you shit?”
And I felt it was one-up for me.

FavoriteLoadingFavorite This!
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Report DMCA Violation
I always found golf a bit lame
The president got an AG
A Whole Body Workout
The Donald once felt pressing need
No one knew if Brandy was alive