I sat by the Duchess at tea
And she asked: “Do you fart when you pee?”
I said with some wit:
“Do you belch when you shit?”
And I felt it was one-up for me.

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A word to the protesting folk
The #hamburglar pulled out the stops
The virus is loose, so whodunit?
Repelled by Trump’s moral pollutin’,