I sat by the Duchess at tea
And she asked: “Do you fart when you pee?”
I said with some wit:
“Do you belch when you shit?”
And I felt it was one-up for me.

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There once was a plumber from Leigh
My people, there’s no need for fear
They think this shit hole is nice
Souvenirs are post cards or hat
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