There once were rock stars so bold,
Who aged but refused to be old,
On stage with their walker,
Singing tunes, what a shocker,
Same songs for fifty years, we’re told!
There once were some fascists so sly,
There once were some fascists so sly,
On campuses, they’d amplify
Their power to stifle
The truth with a rifle,
While students dared not speak, but comply.
They silenced the voices that cried
For justice, their rights swept aside.
But truth cannot hide
For long, as with pride,
The silenced will rise, undenied.
In South Carolina, the tale goes
In South Carolina, the tale goes,
Cicadas, they buzz and impose.
Residents despair,
Calling cops, in a scare,
As the noise from those bugs loudly grows!
In Chicago, a curious sight,
In Chicago, a curious sight,
A sidewalk, a rat’s shape took flight.
But the city, aware,
Decided with care,
To fix it, and end the rat’s plight!
Instead of going to Miami
Instead of going to Miami
Stay at home in your jammi
Spring breaker and beer
Ain’t welcome here
If you come, you might end up in the slammy
Philly fans got their wieners in a twist
Philly fans got their wieners in a twist
Grabbing them by the fist
They threw their meat
From their seat
And now $1 meals will be missed
Florida is a zoo
Florida is a zoo
Just look at this ‘roo
he had to bounce
had a cop to trounce
Back to jail, it’s true
Nevada says no thanks
Nevada says no thanks
As Nikki Haley tanks
In a contest with “no one”
She couldn’t have won
Poor lady is shooting blanks
Some might call it a fake
Some might call it a fake
But a breath the police did take
When they found
A bomb around
In a garage by a rake
If you feed the need
If you feed the need
For over the limit speed
Maybe don’t post
and try to boast
Or you’ll need to plead