No one wants their wedding outdone
So these lovers had a little fun
Their license will display
The extra special day
As they were married on 4-3-2-1
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Favorite This! An old man got sick of his wife
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a young man named Jack
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a young man named Jack,
Who loved jumping into the sack.
For there was his wife,
The love of his life,
Aroused, with legs spread, on her back.
Favorite This! Bigamy, they say, is a vice
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And more than one spouse is not nice,
But one is a bore,
I’d prefer three or four,
And the plural of spouse is spice?
Favorite This! There was a young fellow named Simon
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
Favorite This! Young Pedro from Malaga, Spain,
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Kept his wife on a short length of chain.
She could get to the kitchen
And bed but kept bitchin’
As if she had cause to complain.
Favorite This! A man took some shit from his wife
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A man took some shit from his wife
’bout the lack of good sex in their life
By way of apology
He whipped out mahogany
And her asscrack was soon in great strife!
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