Category: Original Content

In the cinema’s dim-lit domain,
A twist in the plot brought disdain.
A stabbing ensued,
In the theater, so crude,
Where screams replaced the cinematic refrain.

There once was a vote, oh so flawed,
Where choices felt shackled, and clawed.
But ranked choice came through,
With a big “F*** you!”
To the systems that left us in fraud.

There once was a flag, so renowned,
In its colors, the nation’s flag found.
But ask if it waves
For new states or graves,
For the traitors, history’s profound.

On Fuji, limits now imposed,
To curb the trash, dead bodies enclosed.
No more reckless climbs,
In those heavenly chimes,
A summit without filth, now proposed.

The science of the sun, what a sight,
Advancing each day, shining bright.
With fusion, it’s in luck,
Evolution’s grand fuck,
In its radiance, worlds take flight!

Yoga class with pigs, quite a sight,
Amidst snorts, they stretch left and right.
With oinks as their song,
They all stretch along,
Finding zen in the piggy delight!

In Thailand, a town in dismay,
Marauding monkeys causing fray.
Lock them up, send away,
That’s the plan for this day,
Hoping peace returns without delay!

Borg drink, a concoction so dire,
More lethal than Borg, I’ll inquire.
With each sip, a threat,
A perilous bet,
In its grip, no one dares to aspire!

Through the forest the ambulance sped,
To aid where help was most needed.
But alas, in the night,
A moose crossed its flight,
A collision of fate, where sorrow is spread.

Ed Dwight, in space he did roam,
At his age, an astral milestone.
With each orbit he’d chase,
In the vastness of space,
Proving dreams have no limit or zone!

In Oakland, a city of might,
Stoplights vanished into the night.
For copper they yearned,
So, stop signs returned,
A twist in the theft’s eerie light!

Taylor’s hat, so chic and so grand,
At auction, it finds a new hand.
For twenty-two grand,
It’s quite a demand,
In fashion’s domain, it takes a stand!

In the womb, where life’s yet to bloom,
Zealots whisper, casting their gloom.
They seek to control,
Women’s bodies, their goal,
In politics before a child’s first room.

In space, where the stars brightly gleam,
Nuclear weapons, a nightmarish theme.
Their presence would sow,
Destruction, we know,
A danger beyond any dream.

In the cosmos, two galaxies dance,
Their embrace, a celestial romance.
Amidst stars they twirl,
In a cosmic swirl,
A love story of galactic expanse!

“Call the cyber cops, hear the plea,
The cybers are hacking, oh gee!
They’re into our water,
Causing quite the slaughter,
In this digital calamity spree!”

In innocence, children they prey,
With schemes to lead hearts astray.
Parents foot the bill,
For the indoctrination drill,
As companies profit and play.

In the clash of the day,
Some wonder if burritos hold sway.
With beans and cheese,
Wrapped up as you please,
A sandwich by any name, I’d say!

In the Capitol’s tulip array,
Marijuana plants found their way.
Politicians must jest,
For in that flowery nest,
They’ve turned greenery to a different display.

A man in Alaska, so bold,
Sought snapshots of moose in the cold.
But he paid with his life,
In the midst of his strife,
For venturing where danger took hold.

In Texas, a gathering of Kyles,
Their numbers, they stretched for miles.
But alas, what a shame,
Not enough for fame,
Just a bunch of Kyles and their smiles.

In a truck filled with buzzing finesse,
Flew bees on a wild, wobbly quest.
With a crash, they broke free,
But most stayed with glee,
Contained, buzzing, in sweet success!

In Japan, a town had a plan,
To shield Fuji from a tourist clan.
With a screen so tall,
They’ll hide it all,
Leaving Fuji to nature’s own span!

In Pennsylvania, a man’s alligator,
Was his emotional support navigator.
But it slipped out one day,
Now he’s in disarray,
For a gator’s not your usual equator!

There once were some fascists so sly,
On campuses, they’d amplify
Their power to stifle
The truth with a rifle,
While students dared not speak, but comply.

They silenced the voices that cried
For justice, their rights swept aside.
But truth cannot hide
For long, as with pride,
The silenced will rise, undenied.

In South Carolina, the tale goes,
Cicadas, they buzz and impose.
Residents despair,
Calling cops, in a scare,
As the noise from those bugs loudly grows!

In Chicago, a curious sight,
A sidewalk, a rat’s shape took flight.
But the city, aware,
Decided with care,
To fix it, and end the rat’s plight!

Instead of going to Miami
Stay at home in your jammi
Spring breaker and beer
Ain’t welcome here
If you come, you might end up in the slammy

Philly fans got their wieners in a twist
Grabbing them by the fist
They threw their meat
From their seat
And now $1 meals will be missed

Florida is a zoo
Just look at this ‘roo
he had to bounce
had a cop to trounce
Back to jail, it’s true

Nevada says no thanks
As Nikki Haley tanks
In a contest with “no one”
She couldn’t have won
Poor lady is shooting blanks

If you feed the need
For over the limit speed
Maybe don’t post
and try to boast
Or you’ll need to plead

If you’re at school
Vapin’ cause you’re cool
and you’re the type
to hit the pipe
these charges will make you drool

Usually reserved for Taco Bell
This bathroom from hell
Covered in shit
Gave him a fit
Who thinks this lawsuit is legit?

Everyone tries to be funny
or cute as a bunny
These confusing signs
are breaking minds
and wasting a ton of money